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berkeleyfarm's avatar

Wonder if someone's going to try that with a prepaid aircard gizmo for Julian.

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arundel's avatar

I get twitchy when my Internet is down for fifteen minutes. This shall surely drive Assange (even more) insane.

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Puipui's avatar

Oh, but I love whistleblowers! I just hate lying shitbag rapist assholes who take money from foreign countries to try to influence our elections in ways that benefit their buyer, and who also hole up in random embassies to escape rape charges while claiming to be a hero and possibly committing child sexual assault over the internet.

Guess which one of those descriptions best fits Julian Assange! Here, I'll give you a hint: it's not the whistleblower one!

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Sid Pevear's avatar

For a second there I thought I was reading a transcript from Alex Jones show.

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HooverVilles's avatar

I haven't seen the use of the $Hillary/Shillary/Killary/Hitllary as hominems in a while. The desperation must be really sinking in.

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Gayer Than Thou's avatar

Well, when you put it that way...

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Gayer Than Thou's avatar

Seriously. #triggerwarning

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Yup. Shorter: "Family squabble. Mind your own business."

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YoBunnyBunny's avatar

"But Lessig’s reaction is plainly correct. People have a right to say mean things about other people in private. Let he who has not sent a needlessly catty email about a friend, ex-lover, co-worker, or long-shot presidential candidate start the Twitter shaming."

Killary gets privacy to say bad thing but Trump cant have locker room chat about WOMEN!111/.1!!!! MEDIAS RIGGED and IN THE TANK FOR KILLARY!!!!1!1! KILLARY also listens to RACIST EVIL-YONCE music, too!11!!1 U liebruls R HIPPOCRITS!!!!!11

(How's my Wingnutese???)

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sarah_kay_gee ⚜️🏰⭐'s avatar

"You're not my real dad, Ecuador!"

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Uncle Phil Hug's avatar

Well, yes. Mind it is Sweden we are talking about here. Not Russia, not Riker's. Here's a cell:https://uploads.disquscdn.c... https://mic.com/articles/10...

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(((parkii)))'s avatar

Pretty good!

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azeyote's avatar

is there like some kinda secret, exclusive, fascist, rapist club that these guys belong to?

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M Dubs's avatar

4chan?

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Sawtooth46's avatar

I see this guy's name and I think "ass sponge"... I have no idea what that is but it sounds really gross

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Longstreet63's avatar

Excellent work.However, I am, in fact, a major general.Of course, the army in question being defunct, it kind of evens out.Sergeant Major, perhaps?

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