Hide your kids, hide your wife. WONKETTE EDUCATION POP QUIZ: What's just as unqualified as Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, but seems quite a bit more racist? The answer is "Candice Jackson," and she is the white lady DeVos has picked to head the Office of Civil Rights over at the Department of Education, at least until DeVos selects a formal nominee for the role. Once DeVos does that, Jackson will be deputy assistant secretary in that office.
More importantly, she's learned the most important key to being a successful nonwhite male rightwinger:
And then it struck me, suddenly, like a slow-moving vehicle: That’s how you get a job as a conservative pundit. Figure out what makes you different from a white, male, protestant businessman, and hate your own guts for it.If you’re black, hate civil rights. If you’re a woman, hate feminism. If you grew up poor, despise the poor. If you’re a visible minority, demand more profiling. If you’re gay, say you’re cured. If you’re Jewish, praise anti-Semites, if you’re Christian, praise war. If you’re Michelle Malkin... I don’t know where you start with your problems if you’re Michelle Malkin.
Apparently, you ain't ever heard of no Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys! Well, friend, today is your lucky day. Here's Kinky and the Boys performing "Asshole from El Paso"
I'm jus' glad that the Ol' Pussy Grabber and his regime is going to save us from edumacated minority-types. Ain't no nothin' worse than an edumacated minority unlessin' it is an edumacated undocumented immigrant. They is the worse. No wait. The absolute worstest is an edumactated Muslim undocumented immigrant socialist animal-breeder taker liberal
Betsy Devos is just gross and that song sucks (i can tell without even hearing it). But hey, have you noticed something? Where the Fuck is Kelly Anne Connway? She used to be all over in everyone's space so much that I had the 24hr gags but now not a gaff for weeks. I just love to hate her so much and I'm really kind of worried. You don't think she was murdered by one of those prostitute hating serial killers do ya? Can you check on that? Maybe look under Bill Clinton's bed or in Bannon's closet. Or maybe in Hillary's private server. It's unrelated but I don't know how to fill all this empty gag time and I seem to have acquired a tolerence to trumpspencerspicermillerdevodevilmonstrosity.
From being boring white and unappealing.
I thought Jeebus drives a dinosaur.
[I heard Stamfurd Daily was better anyway]
Imagine what the Theranos woman who was a Stanford dropout coulda done if she stuck around for her degree.
What would women like her, Malkin and Coulter do without wingnut welfare? It's not as if they have any marketable skills.
so many things I would have done, but calculus got in my way...
I think Brendan got it backwards on purpose to mock Ms Jackson's "struggles" an being an oppressed white snowflake xtian
Stanford apparently does its best to keep their students from flunking out so they don't lose those sweeet tuition bucks.
More importantly, she's learned the most important key to being a successful nonwhite male rightwinger:
And then it struck me, suddenly, like a slow-moving vehicle: That’s how you get a job as a conservative pundit. Figure out what makes you different from a white, male, protestant businessman, and hate your own guts for it.If you’re black, hate civil rights. If you’re a woman, hate feminism. If you grew up poor, despise the poor. If you’re a visible minority, demand more profiling. If you’re gay, say you’re cured. If you’re Jewish, praise anti-Semites, if you’re Christian, praise war. If you’re Michelle Malkin... I don’t know where you start with your problems if you’re Michelle Malkin.
http://www.huffingtonpost.c...
Vector? I barely met her!
I was just presenting an alternative quote. Is mine correct? Is yours? Who can say?
But in case you were spared the incident that helps make my original joke more clear, here: http://nymag.com/thecut/201...
No, Jeebus, as you style His name, drives a Dodge Ram 3500
http://www.ramtrucks.com/me...
and the bet was in rubles.
How did she get out of Stanford? My estimation of Stanford just fell a couple of notches.
Apparently, you ain't ever heard of no Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys! Well, friend, today is your lucky day. Here's Kinky and the Boys performing "Asshole from El Paso"
https://youtu.be/8AH_Owld5UI
I'm jus' glad that the Ol' Pussy Grabber and his regime is going to save us from edumacated minority-types. Ain't no nothin' worse than an edumacated minority unlessin' it is an edumacated undocumented immigrant. They is the worse. No wait. The absolute worstest is an edumactated Muslim undocumented immigrant socialist animal-breeder taker liberal
Betsy Devos is just gross and that song sucks (i can tell without even hearing it). But hey, have you noticed something? Where the Fuck is Kelly Anne Connway? She used to be all over in everyone's space so much that I had the 24hr gags but now not a gaff for weeks. I just love to hate her so much and I'm really kind of worried. You don't think she was murdered by one of those prostitute hating serial killers do ya? Can you check on that? Maybe look under Bill Clinton's bed or in Bannon's closet. Or maybe in Hillary's private server. It's unrelated but I don't know how to fill all this empty gag time and I seem to have acquired a tolerence to trumpspencerspicermillerdevodevilmonstrosity.