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Regret's avatar

You're right, it would be safer to just have 2,000,000 mules stuffing one ballot (their own) each, that way there is nothing illegal going on. Or maybe go to the other extreme, and it was one mule stuffing two million votes in several states at once. After all, a secret is best kept alone.

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Malcolm Campbell's avatar

I think you're on to something 80,000,000 mules placed all over the country with one vote each. My god, it's sinister in its simplicity...

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StarJamma's avatar

Ja ja

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Are you immune to irony?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Buk Barn"

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Tru Klux Klan"

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Except for the look on his actual face.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Maybe it's just not fake enough. Ever think of that?

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Emil Muz's avatar

My phone (and my computer browser) thinks I'm either in Detroit or Chicago. About half of geo-targeted ads I see are for places in those two areas. What's weirder is my ISP is in Cincinnati, and I never see ads for places there.

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victor meldrew fan club's avatar

Makes him a useful idiot

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

β€œAhmtryin’ ta barn alla these hyar buks but ahm all outta matches!

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

When do we start branding these dangerous liars who destabilize our democracy and radicalize their stoopid followers as liars? Thinking a big fat β€œL” on their fiveheads would be a good start. Let me go heat up my branding iron so we’ll be ready.

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Regret's avatar

The thing with irony is that if you stack it, on even numbers you end up where you started. The clip is already ironic, as was your statement, which implies you were being ironic about something ironic, i.e. taking it seriously but in a really annoying hipster way.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

D'Nesh D'Felon.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Yep, the link has been posted by such in the WaPo comments by such.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

And that one county in Georgia, where they just found out about the batshit lady, who let the nonqualified person, at the machines because she "was not a babysitter".

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