The mysterious land of Egypt has always been known for three things: Pyramids, the Sphinx and sex with dead people.
Well done. Well done, indeed.
C'mon man, be fair. Fucking corpses IS their hobby.
"I came for the antiquities...but I stayed for the hot sex!
What if you can't get to it in six hours? Is pussy microwavable?
apparently this is not safe for work day at wonkette.
still, no one's talking about skull-fucking.
WIN!
Yeah...but at least for once in his life, he'll be stiff.
The funeral homes provide a service where you can record your spouse's voice prior to her death.
Yeah...but if she asks for a cuddle afterward, you're fucked.
I can only imagine the NOVA - Secrets of Egypt special will be like in 2050.
Ladies? Does your confidence suffer for those times when you don't "feel fresh"? Try Summer's Eve: For Corpses!
Death Erection sounds like the name of a punk band.
Hence the six-hour window of opportunity.
Rick Santorum already disapproves ... but only because it's not intended to result in a pregnancy. (Except in Oklahoma, where a stray not-yet-dead egg might lead to manslaughter.)
Well done. Well done, indeed.
C'mon man, be fair. Fucking corpses IS their hobby.
"I came for the antiquities...but I stayed for the hot sex!
What if you can't get to it in six hours? Is pussy microwavable?
apparently this is not safe for work day at wonkette.
still, no one's talking about skull-fucking.
WIN!
Yeah...but at least for once in his life, he'll be stiff.
The funeral homes provide a service where you can record your spouse's voice prior to her death.
Yeah...but if she asks for a cuddle afterward, you're fucked.
I can only imagine the NOVA - Secrets of Egypt special will be like in 2050.
Ladies? Does your confidence suffer for those times when you don't "feel fresh"? Try Summer's Eve: For Corpses!
Death Erection sounds like the name of a punk band.
Hence the six-hour window of opportunity.
Rick Santorum already disapproves ... but only because it's not intended to result in a pregnancy. (Except in Oklahoma, where a stray not-yet-dead egg might lead to manslaughter.)