So, if “Donald Trump is going to run for president of Venezuela and Joe Biden will steal that from him too probably”, the question remains: does Biden’s autopen habla Espanol?
I asked this yesterday, didn't the Iranians already 'communicate' some how or way with us that they didn't want Kushner or Witcoff involved because of the damage already done?
She's the woman with the fourteen-year-old daughter who says having sex with a fifteen-year-old girl is a lot different from having sex with a ten-year-old girl.
In Texas it certainly is! Sex with a 15-year-old is only a Felony 3. Sex with a 10-year-old is a Felony 2. (Before anyone says it, there is a "Romeo and Juliet" exception for the 15-year-olds. Not so the other.)
DDT is threatening to destroy Iran. I got news for you, nitwit. Iran (AKA Persia) has been around for a loooong time. It's in the Bible, for crying out loud. You ain't going to destroy them. On the other hand, you might destroy the USA.
The one non-infuriating conversation I had with my FIL on Easter about the Iran invasion was why Iran changed its name from Persia. It's because "Persia" was the assigned name by the Greeks, and they wanted to be more authentic to themselves.
Trump didn't say he was good at languages. He said he was good at language - singular, one. Now obviously that language isn't English so it may very well be Spanish, we don't know.
Donald Trump thinks he can run for president of Venezuela. What this moron hasn't bothered to find out is that according to Venezuelan election law, all candidates have to pass a psychological test to verify that they are of sound mind. (OK, I made that up, but it would be a good idea).
Tell him anyway. Not only will he not know if this is true or not, not a single person in his cabinet will know if this is true or not, nor will any member of the MSM.
If you want to disguise your eventual and unavoidable mental and physical decline, spend your life fabricating, lying and deceiving while gilding yourself with the gaudy trappings of misbegotten wealth.
Then, when the inevitable happens, no one will be able to tell the difference ... at least not until your words become completely incoherent, the cheap opulence can no longer cover your rotting flesh, and a perpetual stench of undiapered incontinence follows you wherever you go.
Your hed gif info includes a happy reunion story today: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/happiness-is-a-full-tummy-and-some
And your meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/2ef87291-4a94-4be5-9da3-5190a734048f?utm_source=share
"The feline is fine and arrived to the vet for its annual checkup"? Which is it?
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/04/06/cat-mechanical-recliner-Overland-Park-Kansas/1141775481405
Oh my!
Tab's with Coffee ☕ It doesn't get any better🤓💯👍
KITTY!
Purrfect.
Somebody needs a belly rub!!!! Well, perhaps a robot could give the belly rub! 😀😀😀
The standard of comfort in the animal kingdom.
Beauty kitty. Looks incredibly happy and peaceful. I'm a bit jealous.
Belly Skritches is trap!
You cannot house train them.
They like to hunt around
They'll catch you in the kitchen.
And then they'll take you down
Cool! Now do one about lions instead of house cats! :-)
Out on the broad savanna
The prowling prides will prey
And woe to any foodstuffs
That get into their way.
KITTEH!!!
DO NOT PET, IS TRAP!
But, but... look at that floofy belleh....!
True fact; my Rosie sleeps like that and lets you pet her spotted belly.
It's cats like your Rosie and my Gus that makes me want to PET THE BELLEH OF EVERY CAT!!
But, you're right. Most likely is trap....
Yo! My handmaidens! Where are my treats?
don't misquote him! he's "Good at language".
So, if “Donald Trump is going to run for president of Venezuela and Joe Biden will steal that from him too probably”, the question remains: does Biden’s autopen habla Espanol?
Parker Molloy adds some important color commentary to Nate Silver's tweet:
https://bsky.app/profile/parkermolloy.com/post/3mitaowqjfk23
🎶
Imagine there's no Trump
It's easy if you try
No GOP to oppress us
Just Substack and BlueSky
Imagine all the people
Livin' for today
Ah
Imagine there's no Hegseth
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no endless wars, too
Imagine all the people
Livin' life in peace
You
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one 🎶
God, it's time hi handlers locked him in a room with Fox News on the TV and keep him away from real people; The man's an utter basket-case.
When his father got this bad, they put him in an office with an unplugged phone and let him do "business."
Hahaha, is this for real? Brilliant!
.....I say, bring back The Mapogos...Brothers in Blood...they will dominate and clean up this mess.....
I asked this yesterday, didn't the Iranians already 'communicate' some how or way with us that they didn't want Kushner or Witcoff involved because of the damage already done?
This was maybe a week or so ago?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy6ThgBPTIA
megan kelly sez . . . who? does anybody know who that is?
She's the woman with the fourteen-year-old daughter who says having sex with a fifteen-year-old girl is a lot different from having sex with a ten-year-old girl.
In Texas it certainly is! Sex with a 15-year-old is only a Felony 3. Sex with a 10-year-old is a Felony 2. (Before anyone says it, there is a "Romeo and Juliet" exception for the 15-year-olds. Not so the other.)
DDT plans to become president of Venezuela. Good. We already captured and indicted one such president. We can do it again.
This!
DDT is threatening to destroy Iran. I got news for you, nitwit. Iran (AKA Persia) has been around for a loooong time. It's in the Bible, for crying out loud. You ain't going to destroy them. On the other hand, you might destroy the USA.
The one non-infuriating conversation I had with my FIL on Easter about the Iran invasion was why Iran changed its name from Persia. It's because "Persia" was the assigned name by the Greeks, and they wanted to be more authentic to themselves.
Very interesting. I did not know that.
6000-year-old civilization being attacked by a country with the "Grand Opening" banner still strung up at the United States Capitol.
Mission Achomlished
Trump didn't say he was good at languages. He said he was good at language - singular, one. Now obviously that language isn't English so it may very well be Spanish, we don't know.
He speaks in forked tongues.
It is one of the signs of dementia when a person speaks in his own private language.
His religious mentor Paula White can do it too!
Donald Trump thinks he can run for president of Venezuela. What this moron hasn't bothered to find out is that according to Venezuelan election law, all candidates have to pass a psychological test to verify that they are of sound mind. (OK, I made that up, but it would be a good idea).
Tell him anyway. Not only will he not know if this is true or not, not a single person in his cabinet will know if this is true or not, nor will any member of the MSM.
Moral of the story:
If you want to disguise your eventual and unavoidable mental and physical decline, spend your life fabricating, lying and deceiving while gilding yourself with the gaudy trappings of misbegotten wealth.
Then, when the inevitable happens, no one will be able to tell the difference ... at least not until your words become completely incoherent, the cheap opulence can no longer cover your rotting flesh, and a perpetual stench of undiapered incontinence follows you wherever you go.
I support Trump becoming President of Vuvuzela.
Then if he goes to Venezuela, they can just not open the door. “Sorry, that’s not us! Go away now!”
yet another stolen election, womp womp
Ta, Evan. Ta, Martini. There are already two newer posts, so my morning greeting will be on the most recent of them.