You heard it from me first: Allen Weisselberg will be nominated for AG and Susan Collins will be seriously concerned that he does not celebrate Easter sufficiently enough. She will vote to confirm him anyway because 'why bother?'.
I missed that, Durr Orange said he was good at languages? He’s gonna master Spanish, right after he gets done learnin’ English?
I’m trying to imagine that, a universe where this pinhead speaks a foreign language: he’s not potus, and in fact left home @ 14 after a blow-up argument, comfortably bald now…nope, doesn’t track, no Hemn space to or from.
I'll upvote any person brave and strong enough to put a collection of tabs together and then skip putting hemlock in their next cup of coffee so they can do it agaian another day
And I will upvote any person reading that collection of tabs and doing the same.
You OK man? Here, let me check your head. Nope. I don't see any blood pouring from a wound. That's always a good sign. Your breathing is OK and your pulse is fine. Here, I'm holding this pencil up and I want you to follow it with your eyes, as I move it, without turning your head. OK?
I'm worried there is some kind of internal blockage going on here preventing you from saying things in a forthright manner.
I'm very slightly impressed that a question about his mental health actually made it through to Trump, and I hate that that should feel exceptional. It's bizarre that so many of us can see the man is mad and so much of the mainstream press is pretending they have head injuries and don't understand what's right in front of their face. It has to be pretty bad when a reporter actually asks about it to his face.
MSM head injuries are common and very easily repaired with *Doctor Curmudgeons's Patented 25th Amendment Elixir*. (It's mostly ethanol but what the fuck)
This morning's Spanish lesson has a message for Dear Leader:
“Let me tell you something—it takes time to learn a language. Most of all, it takes effort, 𝘴𝘪́? Nothing is going to come to you just like 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵—so you have to make an effort; so you have to stay and learn, even if it gets a little bit more complicated. You stay, and you learn. That’s it; that’s how it’s supposed to be.” – Ana (la maestra), “The ‘g’, ‘gu’ in Spanish ---All you need to know!”, 𝘉𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘭𝘺 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1vRVVzcFbU&t=1s
I do not think Dear Leader will be able to rise to this occasion.
I’m sending half a kudo out into the universe for whichever white house reporter asked, “what do you think about your critics saying your mental health needs to be checked?”
“Your critics are saying it.” And literally everyone else who isn’t Karoline Leavitt.
"So now they’re having to negotiate like they did TWO THOUSAND YEARS AGO “with children bringing a note back and forth.”
I am positive that the [checks notes] Pakistani diplomats who volunteered to be the go-betweens just appreciate the HELL out of being called "children".
Lawrence O’Donnell read MTG’s entire tweet on air last night and she sounded like a sane person. She called out all the so called Christians who think Tump is Jesus and that killing innocent children is a good thing.
With Couchfucker helping Orban he’s sure to clinch the loss for him.
Rumps always been crazy it just goes to 11 now.
Please someone for all that is holy, take Megyn’s mic away from her. She’s moving into Laura Looney territory.
Your hed gif info includes a happy reunion story today: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/happiness-is-a-full-tummy-and-some
And your meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/2ef87291-4a94-4be5-9da3-5190a734048f?utm_source=share
Purrfect.
Somebody needs a belly rub!!!! Well, perhaps a robot could give the belly rub! 😀😀😀
The standard of comfort in the animal kingdom.
Beauty kitty. Looks incredibly happy and peaceful. I'm a bit jealous.
Belly Skritches is trap!
You cannot house train them.
They like to hunt around
They'll catch you in the kitchen.
And then they'll take you down
Cool! Now do one about lions instead of house cats! :-)
Out on the broad savanna
The prowling prides will prey
And woe to any foodstuffs
That get into their way.
KITTEH!!!
Spotted scratch!
DO NOT PET, IS TRAP!
But, but... look at that floofy belleh....!
True fact; my Rosie sleeps like that and lets you pet her spotted belly.
It's cats like your Rosie and my Gus that makes me want to PET THE BELLEH OF EVERY CAT!!
But, you're right. Most likely is trap....
Yo! My handmaidens! Where are my treats?
Do we have an extradition treaty with Venezuela? Just asking questions.
Well, since Donnie will be President, does it matter? 🤪
Why haven't the Democrats been courting the "people who do eggs" voting bloc? C'mon you guys!
You heard it from me first: Allen Weisselberg will be nominated for AG and Susan Collins will be seriously concerned that he does not celebrate Easter sufficiently enough. She will vote to confirm him anyway because 'why bother?'.
That... that was a lot.
I missed that, Durr Orange said he was good at languages? He’s gonna master Spanish, right after he gets done learnin’ English?
I’m trying to imagine that, a universe where this pinhead speaks a foreign language: he’s not potus, and in fact left home @ 14 after a blow-up argument, comfortably bald now…nope, doesn’t track, no Hemn space to or from.
I'll upvote any person brave and strong enough to put a collection of tabs together and then skip putting hemlock in their next cup of coffee so they can do it agaian another day
And I will upvote any person reading that collection of tabs and doing the same.
May Crom give us all strength!
At this point I would pray to Yomagn'tho, The Feaster from the Stars and That Which Relentlessly Waits Outside if I thought it would help.
Megyn Kelly can (redacted phrase) with a (redacted adjective noun) straight to (redacted proper noun) for (redacted measure of time).
You OK man? Here, let me check your head. Nope. I don't see any blood pouring from a wound. That's always a good sign. Your breathing is OK and your pulse is fine. Here, I'm holding this pencil up and I want you to follow it with your eyes, as I move it, without turning your head. OK?
I'm worried there is some kind of internal blockage going on here preventing you from saying things in a forthright manner.
I'm very slightly impressed that a question about his mental health actually made it through to Trump, and I hate that that should feel exceptional. It's bizarre that so many of us can see the man is mad and so much of the mainstream press is pretending they have head injuries and don't understand what's right in front of their face. It has to be pretty bad when a reporter actually asks about it to his face.
MSM head injuries are common and very easily repaired with *Doctor Curmudgeons's Patented 25th Amendment Elixir*. (It's mostly ethanol but what the fuck)
This morning's Spanish lesson has a message for Dear Leader:
“Let me tell you something—it takes time to learn a language. Most of all, it takes effort, 𝘴𝘪́? Nothing is going to come to you just like 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵—so you have to make an effort; so you have to stay and learn, even if it gets a little bit more complicated. You stay, and you learn. That’s it; that’s how it’s supposed to be.” – Ana (la maestra), “The ‘g’, ‘gu’ in Spanish ---All you need to know!”, 𝘉𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘭𝘺 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1vRVVzcFbU&t=1s
I do not think Dear Leader will be able to rise to this occasion.
I’m sending half a kudo out into the universe for whichever white house reporter asked, “what do you think about your critics saying your mental health needs to be checked?”
“Your critics are saying it.” And literally everyone else who isn’t Karoline Leavitt.
"Putin's afraid of us. Very afraid of us. "
"Afraid of us dying before we've entirely dismantled and corrupted everything valuable about the USA"
"So now they’re having to negotiate like they did TWO THOUSAND YEARS AGO “with children bringing a note back and forth.”
I am positive that the [checks notes] Pakistani diplomats who volunteered to be the go-betweens just appreciate the HELL out of being called "children".
Yep, they've cancelled Kanye West's visa. And the Wireless festival has cancelled itself as a result.
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2026/apr/07/home-office-bans-kanye-west-from-entering-uk-wireless-festival
The whole festival?
Ouch.
Sad trombone.
"'So now they’re having to negotiate like they did TWO THOUSAND YEARS AGO 'with children bringing a note back and forth.'"
"National Treasure" was on TV last week. You know, the little boy going back and forth with notes from the Dogwood Letters
Lawrence O’Donnell read MTG’s entire tweet on air last night and she sounded like a sane person. She called out all the so called Christians who think Tump is Jesus and that killing innocent children is a good thing.
With Couchfucker helping Orban he’s sure to clinch the loss for him.
Rumps always been crazy it just goes to 11 now.
Please someone for all that is holy, take Megyn’s mic away from her. She’s moving into Laura Looney territory.