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Serai 1's avatar

Their poor little balls are so delicate, they have to go around cradling them all day long.

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Christopher Story's avatar

Yay! Bravo! More upvotes. I was raised Jehovah's Witness myself. Baptized as an ordained minister in the church even. It's neat how different religious backgrounds can still settle on the same moral philosophies.

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Christopher Story's avatar

As if voting for Donald Trump was a reasoned response to President Obama.

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doktorzoom's avatar

Sorry, still not quite as good as the one from the lady who said demons are real and that we need to do more fact-based research on demons. But it's a nice try. Have fun cleansing the nation of Sin.

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doktorzoom's avatar

boring troll is boring, banhammered.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Heavens to Murgatroyd! An obscure Senate rule that has never been enforced has been breached!. My pearls are clutched.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

So much wrong in such a few sentences. You get a gold star for efficiency.

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fawkedifiknow's avatar

Poor Miss Lindsey - wants the Senate floor declared a safe-place for delicate snowflakes like him. Trigger warnings are now notices to potential offenders who might say something untoward about the person whose nomination is being "debated." Apparently, if you aren't saying only complimentary things about a Republican, you can't say anything in the World's Greatest Deliberative Body.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I applied for a job once as a foole, but they said I was overqualified.

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Relativicus's avatar

Ohhhh, do behave, Miss Lindsey.

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Relativicus's avatar

Btw, we are only at the beginning. I am sure they'll go after male-type Dems as necessary, but I suspect the general focus will be on the lady-type folks... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Hiss's avatar

And learn grammar, too. "It's citizenship?"

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amb310's avatar

Someone needs to fumigate. This thread is getting infested.

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Dylan Black's avatar

True, all those decades of teaching Law were just a red herring.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Because men are forceful, silly little lady!

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