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Lefty Mark's avatar

Welp, starting next year I will no longer have representation in Congress. My blue state redrew my home CD to guarantee a seat for an R, (thanks guys -- no really, thanks) and tonight it paid off, and "we" (they) elected a dyed-in-the-wool Teabagger. But of course she won't be my representative nor will she represent my part of the district. She'll represent the hardcore repuglican sections that were added to this formerly blue district after 2010. Again, thanks Albany Dems! No really, thanks!

/WTF

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

It appears the smart money continues to be on-- *weapons of mass destruction *yachts *prisons *alcohol

USA! USA! USA!

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fuflans's avatar

where are you seeing this?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

He's trying to pull a Coleman?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Our polls were supposed to close about an hour ago, but one rural county had massive turnout and is still voting. That does not bode well for us liberals here.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Who's idea was it to have elections on a fucking weekday? People have to get up and go to work tomorrow!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Unfortunately, I'm doing a client party, so I get to remain sober while I watch all of them get hammered dancing to horrible music. Worse yet, the party just got extended

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Everyone else has called it for Shaheen.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

The one bit of amusement I've found tonight is that Edwin Edwards has survived to a runoff. (He'll be beaten like a redheaded stepchild.)

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bobbert's avatar

Ah, there you are. How were the Baptists?

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bobbert's avatar

There are only five voters?

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bobbert's avatar

My kids like that shit. I'd just as soon drink TQ.

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bobbert's avatar

White male landowners in the eighteenth century.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Any news on Walker?

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fuflans's avatar

please come thru on your other issue CO. counting on you...

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Brownback down, but not by a lot.

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