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As UCLA law prof Rick Hasen, one of the country's top election law experts, told the Star, “In this age of voter fraud hysteria it appears that no amount of evidence is enough to convince some people.”

So cynical. You just have every voter did their penis in ink when they vote, and you don't have to worry about voting fraud ever again.

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Yah. Sometimes it's hard to make out what that damn burning bush is saying, especially if your Aramaic is a bit rusty.

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With nine aboard, a fair amount of literal shit, too.

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there are conspiracy theory delusions about all of them.

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…F-Boy Island…

Not gonna Google that.

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These rightwing menaces keep talking about going to peoples' homes and harassing them in person about their conspiracy theories. These people do know that a lot of the folks whose doors they're going to be banging on own guns, right?

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Remember how republicans reacted to the results of every Benghazi investigation with a demand for another investigation?

Yeah, that’s how our elections are going to be from now. Every failure to uncover widespread voter fraud will be considered just further proof of how deep the conspiracy goes.

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The logic of every Bigfoot Hunter.

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Is that you, Gregg Abbott? He's sending immigrants to New York City to vote and bring him back some barbecue sauce. We'll see how that works.

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Yup. Trump’s success in destroying trust in the system is far beyond any of his previous successful grifts.

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"All evidence disproving a comspiracy is more evidence proving the conspiracy"

...is an iron-clad rule of conspiracy theories.

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A nice touch was the "Learning programming" promo displayed when the link opened.

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In the air, no less. How do you stand your ground, I wonder?

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Well, they think he hates the same sinners they do, too. Remarkable agreement on what's forgiven, which is to say, nothing.

No wonder Jesus wept.

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This dude has openly said that he wants to go to voters houses. Hi voter intimidation attempt.

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OoooOooOOo! She's an "election integrity researcher"! And "Actually", even. IMP-ressive.

Well I am "actually" a "bullshit/fascist asshole/wingnut identifier", and I've identified this slurring moron as one. Can I get some money now from y'all? And oh yeah, some mythical supreme being or other gave me specific instructions on this. So def legit.And wassup with the hat, man? (woman, camera, tv)

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