Unfortunately for Gabrielle Giffords' 2010 midterm opponent, Teabagger Jesse Kelly, just as he was about to announce another run against her in the next election, Giffords was shot through the head at point-blank range when she was out serving her constituents.
Make sure the air conditioning works. I hear that D.C. has this thing called "humidity" and it will stale your crackers before your eyes.
It's hard to decide which conservative astronaut would be the best choice. Sarah "Ursa Minor" Palin, Michele "Overdrive" Bachmann, Glenn "Space Cadet" Beck, James "Flat Earth" Inhoff, Ann "AC180" Coulter. Oh hell, send 'em all up there. I'm sure they can figure out how to back on their own. If not ... my bad.
Perhaps a surveyor&#039;s mark on his forehead would be easier for him to understand. It would remind him of all the <i>&quot;voters&quot;</i> in Arizona.
Hopefully Giffords recovers enough to run against this slob in the next election cycle. The cheap shots Jessie Kelly will be taking will surely be entertaining and disgusting.
Country First!
I would be very surprised if Keith gets successfully muzzled.
In the meanwhile, Sister Rachel will be keeping the faith. She&#039;s like Keith with more finesse and leaner prose.
Morons, eh? Is that the same as the Church of Latter Day Shmendricks?
Are you gonna jump in my grave that fast?
Make sure the air conditioning works. I hear that D.C. has this thing called &quot;humidity&quot; and it will stale your crackers before your eyes.
It&#039;s hard to decide which conservative astronaut would be the best choice. Sarah &quot;Ursa Minor&quot; Palin, Michele &quot;Overdrive&quot; Bachmann, Glenn &quot;Space Cadet&quot; Beck, James &quot;Flat Earth&quot; Inhoff, Ann &quot;AC180&quot; Coulter. Oh hell, send &#039;em all up there. I&#039;m sure they can figure out how to back on their own. If not ... my bad.
Perhaps a surveyor&#039;s mark on his forehead would be easier for him to understand. It would remind him of all the <i>&quot;voters&quot;</i> in Arizona.
Hopefully Giffords recovers enough to run against this slob in the next election cycle. The cheap shots Jessie Kelly will be taking will surely be entertaining and disgusting.