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In between long hard ridesMF hides her magik helmetsInside her shirt and woe betideMan or beast that triesTo sit astride her nasty hide

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Lord, this woman will just not go away.

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Yikes, check out the family photo......it takes Butt Ugly to a whole new level.

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Thanks, I'll make sure not to look there when I move. Is there an Intelligence Ward? Or maybe just a Not Crazy Ward?

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not one to let a picture influence my judgement - but - if she put a rifle on that there american woman gun rack, she may need to go in for back surgery - i've known a couple of gals that needed the reduction thing for the back pain -

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you can get the trash out of the trailer but - you can't get the trailer out the .......

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Yet another example of why term limits are almost always a bad idea.

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Yes, bring your infants, toddlers, and assault weapons! There will be face painting and tragic accidents! Cookies and hollow-points for all! Ho Ho Ho! Me-e-e-r-r-r-y Xmas!

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We need to stem this now!

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Motorboat

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IKR? Instead of naming the children in the picture she opted to describe the guns. Maybe if you name the kids you won't get too attached to them in case of some unfortunate gun play.

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I just wonder if that shirt comes in a size small. Asking for a friend.

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Hey, are you allowed to say "whipipo"?

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She's been saving up her tips from cocktail waitressing and burying the cash in the desert in a coffee can. She has marked the spot with a pink ribbon tied to a tumbleweed.

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Huh. I thought the kids were named Colt and Glock.

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