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thixotropic jerk's avatar

In between long hard ridesMF hides her magik helmetsInside her shirt and woe betideMan or beast that triesTo sit astride her nasty hide

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A Bashful Nobody's avatar

Lord, this woman will just not go away.

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GarryOwen27's avatar

Yikes, check out the family photo......it takes Butt Ugly to a whole new level.

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

Thanks, I'll make sure not to look there when I move. Is there an Intelligence Ward? Or maybe just a Not Crazy Ward?

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azeyote's avatar

not one to let a picture influence my judgement - but - if she put a rifle on that there american woman gun rack, she may need to go in for back surgery - i've known a couple of gals that needed the reduction thing for the back pain -

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azeyote's avatar

you can get the trash out of the trailer but - you can't get the trailer out the .......

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Yet another example of why term limits are almost always a bad idea.

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Michael Loraine's avatar

Yes, bring your infants, toddlers, and assault weapons! There will be face painting and tragic accidents! Cookies and hollow-points for all! Ho Ho Ho! Me-e-e-r-r-r-y Xmas!

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Querolous's avatar

We need to stem this now!

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SnarkON's avatar

Motorboat

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badpaper(formerWCF)'s avatar

IKR? Instead of naming the children in the picture she opted to describe the guns. Maybe if you name the kids you won't get too attached to them in case of some unfortunate gun play.

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SnarkON's avatar

I just wonder if that shirt comes in a size small. Asking for a friend.

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SnarkON's avatar

Hey, are you allowed to say "whipipo"?

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SnarkON's avatar

She's been saving up her tips from cocktail waitressing and burying the cash in the desert in a coffee can. She has marked the spot with a pink ribbon tied to a tumbleweed.

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SnarkON's avatar

Huh. I thought the kids were named Colt and Glock.

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