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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You'd be doing her a favor, Jack!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Well, I guess the first few sentences of her blog must have gotten deleted, where she says "I would be an awful shit-eating cuntbucket if I was to say something like"

bobbert's avatar

Oh, I dunno. It's a pretty good bookstore, but it needs an attached brewpub.

bobbert's avatar

Well, they do have more stuff inside them now.

bobbert's avatar

So, presumably the early years of her writing career were the late 80s and the 90s. What was she peaceniking about, do you think? Bosnia? Gulf War 1?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Sorry, rules are rules.

You know, "Don't feed fish." (Especially mutant cat-shark-fish human-animal hybrids.)

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Your autocorrect obviously mangled <i>pustule.</i>

fuflans's avatar

hey kathy: according to your book, the poor are going to inherit the earth.

and i'm pretty sure they're not going to want to give any of it to you.

Lot_49's avatar

Well you never heard anyone complaining about the cost of health care, didja? Splints were cheap, leeches could be found on the bottom of every stream, and it wasn't too long before they invented bullets to bite on during the amputations.

Today's Poors want MRIs, heart transplants, prenatal care, and treatment for Type 1 diabetes. Whiners!

Lot_49's avatar

At least Jack was doing<i> legitimate </i>disembowelment of his victims.

Plus he killed 'em so they couldn't file a health insurance claim. Damn heroic public servant if you ask me.

The Quirk's avatar

Teach 'em to fish and they'll die from mercury poisoning.

Lot_49's avatar

No health care for the Poors = slow eugenics.

The Quirk's avatar

I was just thinking how much I'd like to see Jack pay Kathy a visit.

W/ VOTES, of course.

SullivanSt's avatar

Cracked story was awesome, but made me cry.

Not going to read the cracker's story, because it will likely make me shout, and I'm at work.