Not actually Amish. Three idiot asshole Donald Trump fans from Illinois were arrested Tuesday and charged with the bombing of a mosque in Bloomington, Minnesota, last August. Nobody was hurt in the blast, although that's mostly a matter of luck -- it occurred on a Saturday morning just as worshipers were beginning to arrive for services. Five people inside the building escaped unharmed, but the pipe bomb started a fire that burned parts of the building.
"The non-smoking sign will be off for the duration of this flight. We will start our complementary beverage service (choice of warm Mountain-Dew or Bud Light), as soon as we are out of sniper range"
"Thank you for traveling the Deliverance Shuttle!"Your Flight Crew: Capt. Cletus and First Officer Jethro https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
Dunno. Payload-lift calculation are hard enough without taking into account the mass of the "average" Trump supporter types who might buy their scam-services https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
I LOL'ed too, 'cause I carried that Colt 1911A1 .45 ACP for 7 long years until we switched to the Beretta 92 9mm. 3 Safeties on that thing it was about as safe as a 3-year old with a running chain saw
I read an article that said all the .45's issued during WW2 probably killed more GI's than enemies
I remember the Gunny at the range: "Fire 3 rounds and throw it at 'im!"
FNG wit: "But Gunny, what if he picks it up and fires at me?"
Gunny: "Don't worry, he can't hit shit with it either"
Hip, hip, hurrah!
He's for it, it has tremendous energy!
Old Cop Joke:
"what goes clip-clop,clip-clop, BANG! BANG!, clippetty-clop, clippetty-clop....
A: An Amish drive-by shooting
Needs moar hairnet https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
"The non-smoking sign will be off for the duration of this flight. We will start our complementary beverage service (choice of warm Mountain-Dew or Bud Light), as soon as we are out of sniper range"
"Thank you for traveling the Deliverance Shuttle!"Your Flight Crew: Capt. Cletus and First Officer Jethro https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
Dunno, if I break her Law, is there spanking? And what happens after that? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
Honest, BS, that extra time on the crunch bench is working for ya'!
"Come with me if you want a Slim Jim and warm Gatorade"
Delivery doorbell or oven timer ding works well
Dunno. Payload-lift calculation are hard enough without taking into account the mass of the "average" Trump supporter types who might buy their scam-services https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
Just carry some Slim Jims, set them on the ground and back away without making eye contact
Ahem https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
"It wasn't my fault we crashed, Cletus, what good is an autopilot if it can't even land the damn plane!"
Physics
Physics and incompetence
Physics, Incompetence, and Surprise, these are our secret weapons!
I LOL'ed too, 'cause I carried that Colt 1911A1 .45 ACP for 7 long years until we switched to the Beretta 92 9mm. 3 Safeties on that thing it was about as safe as a 3-year old with a running chain saw
I read an article that said all the .45's issued during WW2 probably killed more GI's than enemies
I remember the Gunny at the range: "Fire 3 rounds and throw it at 'im!"
FNG wit: "But Gunny, what if he picks it up and fires at me?"
Gunny: "Don't worry, he can't hit shit with it either"
That "dickhead" is getting me out. Well, his video is. I can't believe there was a time I could have watched that thing and laughed.