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JackLinks's avatar

Is that all you have, just that little whiny response, good god that's pitiful!?You should bet everything you have or own, even your kids (if you have any) on Trump being re-elected!

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Reasonable's avatar

No need. Trump gets re-elected, best prepare yourself.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

It's all you're worth.

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Hiss's avatar

Yeah, but look what they did to him.

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Hiss's avatar

This happens to a lot of populations that have suffered extreme privation. The one I'm most familiar with is the Irish. Also, people who are prone to Diabetes Mellitus Type 2 can get by on less food. Natural selection.

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julebud's avatar

That's that weird dance the Addams Family does, amirite?

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

They SHOULD be permanently forbidden from ANY law enforcement, government, or security job, but we all know that won't happen.

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rtpoeman's avatar

You mean somebody handled Epstein? EWWWWW......

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rtpoeman's avatar

Something about dotting the i and erasing it.....

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

This will be her defense.

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

The US isn't a signatory to the ICC. That's why.

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

They overlook the fact that even if all moms wanted to stay at home, the vast majority of families can't afford it because dad doesn't get paid enough what with the high cost of living in most of the country.

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

We could create a universal macro so we only have to fill in which state we are apologizing for.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Mud Shark or GTFO.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

The conditions on Everest are more hospitable. And you can leave whenever you want.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Well, I guess we found the only two black women who aren't insulted by Drumpf's obvious race-baiting.

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