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There are two delis on the hiking trail outside my condo. The elevator ride is a little rough, but the paved trail is easy to take.

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Oh now that is just plain cruel.

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How much does it cost to hire someone to swat mosquitoes or do outdoor spankings?

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You could go hiking in Japan. I've found vending machines out on the trails selling ice cold Coffee Boss. Just an isolated shed with a vending machine inside. Not sure exactly what they were plugged into - residual airborne radiation?

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It's like going to the summer home without the home.

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Tell me about it. Last camping trip I took, we brought no tent, only sleeping bags, so as to sleep under the stars. It got dark, there were no stars. Then it snowed.

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Even as a kid, there was something distastefully hokey about Girl Scouts and I never went to their camp. But, peer pressure!, I was in it and and one of my most vivid memories was watching Pretty Woman at a meeting. Mom's a bit of a prude, so it was my first R-rated movie. It was not viewed, however, at the ass-crack of dawn...blech.

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That is, indeed, angelic. Mmm...porter.

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