Back in her rightful place at the top of the Top Ten. Oh hey, Wonkettigentsia, what are you doing? Hmmmm, OK not sure we're interested in hearing about how sexy it is to collect stamps and magnets with your cats, so we'll just pretend you didn't understand that for the rhetorical question it was. So! Lots of things happened this week, mostly about Donald Trump and Ted Cruz arguing over how bone-able their wives are, because our political discourse has sunk to that level. Well, the REPUBLICANS' discourse has. We over here on the blue team are still cute and wonderful and only still murdering each other over Hillary and Bernie A LITTLE BIT.
While you get your wallets out, we will allow you to watch this short video of Wonkette Baby Donna Rose learning to say “poop”:
Get that girl a pundit job, stat, because she just delivered the first concise and insightful commentary on the Republican primary since this whole mess began.
I almost feel bad for Brooks. For so long he's tried to carry the water for the Republican party that he clearly hasn't identified with for years. He's still holding on by saying that he has to get out and meet "real Americans" to understand why they're going for Trump and Cruz. He knows perfectly well why. The party has vocally descended into the retrograde bigotry that it's been relying for decades. He's a political closet case, just keeping in the closet because his paycheck relies on it. I guarantee when he steps into the ballot box he'll vote for the Democrat.
As a old, I just cannot get enough of Wonkette Baby Donna Rose saying, "...pup, pup, pup," and want to kiss her, grandfatherly, about sixty times on her cute little head. On the other hand, as a gay, I want to slobbery sex kiss Evan Hurst about six times on the mouth cause that guy makes me pee my Depends with laughter. All you Wonkers do! Obviously that's why I bestow upon you a $5.00 grant each month. No need to thank me for my benefaction. I do it selfishly cause you guys keep my depends damp at the absurdity. Keep up the good work and invest my endowment wisely.
That baby is so cute! She makes me want to go behind a middle school copulate with a reasonably handsome man and get pregnant and have my own Donna Rose Babbby.
Poor bastard got kicked out of his "think" tank (as if Republicans actually know how to think!). Bruce Bartlett (economist who helped invent Reaganomics) got kicked out of HIS think tank because he said that Reaganomics didn't work when Bush did it, then he finally concluded it didn't work EVER, including when St. Ronnie did it. He was immediately shunned as a heretic.
Oh is THAT what he's calling it, nowadays? Well in either case, you'd probably need a haz-mat suit afterwards...
While you get your wallets out, we will allow you to watch this short video of Wonkette Baby Donna Rose learning to say “poop”:
Get that girl a pundit job, stat, because she just delivered the first concise and insightful commentary on the Republican primary since this whole mess began.
I almost feel bad for Brooks. For so long he's tried to carry the water for the Republican party that he clearly hasn't identified with for years. He's still holding on by saying that he has to get out and meet "real Americans" to understand why they're going for Trump and Cruz. He knows perfectly well why. The party has vocally descended into the retrograde bigotry that it's been relying for decades. He's a political closet case, just keeping in the closet because his paycheck relies on it. I guarantee when he steps into the ballot box he'll vote for the Democrat.
As a old, I just cannot get enough of Wonkette Baby Donna Rose saying, "...pup, pup, pup," and want to kiss her, grandfatherly, about sixty times on her cute little head. On the other hand, as a gay, I want to slobbery sex kiss Evan Hurst about six times on the mouth cause that guy makes me pee my Depends with laughter. All you Wonkers do! Obviously that's why I bestow upon you a $5.00 grant each month. No need to thank me for my benefaction. I do it selfishly cause you guys keep my depends damp at the absurdity. Keep up the good work and invest my endowment wisely.
Nah...not yet. He's too busy getting deniably high and avoiding doing chores.
That baby is so cute! She makes me want to go behind a middle school copulate with a reasonably handsome man and get pregnant and have my own Donna Rose Babbby.
It's the eyes...and that Mona Lisa like smile of hers...
All for the love of...ew.
I knew the parental units were letting babby brother watch too much TV when he starting saying, "I will cut you!" when he didn't get his cookie.
Poor bastard got kicked out of his "think" tank (as if Republicans actually know how to think!). Bruce Bartlett (economist who helped invent Reaganomics) got kicked out of HIS think tank because he said that Reaganomics didn't work when Bush did it, then he finally concluded it didn't work EVER, including when St. Ronnie did it. He was immediately shunned as a heretic.
how sexy it is to collect stamps and magnets with your cats
You mean, this?
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Satisfaction, as in the repugs won't give him no satisfaction...
https://www.youtube.com/wat...
I want to know how you get the magnets to stick to the cats...
I'm watching Lyndsey Graham on the Daily Show- if you haven't seen it- WATCH IT. You have to love Lyndsey right now. Wow. Honesty.
Wasn't that great! Linky;
https://www.youtube.com/wat...