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"Land of many uses" has become "Land of many abuses."

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I saw him once, on the street when I was in town for the NY Democratic Convention. He saw the credential I was wearing, laughed, and gave me a knowing smile. I wish we would have had time to talk!

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Mac and cheese? I assumed that the cut-up hot dogs are cropped out of the picture (Probably on order from OBUMMER, because he's such an elitist and all.)

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Answer to D.R. Yes, sweetheart, clowns ARE scary and dangerous. Don't worry, we will make sure they never come near you......at least until you are old enough to snark and vote on your own.Love, all of us

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I think I'd be more surprised if the Seattle chapter of anything was particularly organized. Only reason this state stays blue is the state wide vote by mail so that all us slackers can vote without leaving the house.

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pass the eye-bleach, pls

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well, now, that's gonna take us a while to compute.

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well, that certainly won't sting as much....

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I so missed babby pics while I was busy elsewhere. TYK, Mr. Evan sir!

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I actually recall my last Bakelite dial phone...

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Today. My husband's truck has real roll-down windows.

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Epic baby side eye.

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Join us next week for more adventures with "Elizabeth Warren and The Wonkette Kid!"

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♫ I know a gal named Bristol, she really is a pistol,I know a gal named Bristol, she really is a pistol.In all the world, on all the earth,She'll have more than one virgin birth.

Idiota di tutti. di tutti idioti,Idiota di tutti. di tutti idioti,Idiota di tutti.Wop bop a bull bit a lop bull shit! ♫

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