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From Scranton With Love's avatar

"Land of many uses" has become "Land of many abuses."

FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

I saw him once, on the street when I was in town for the NY Democratic Convention. He saw the credential I was wearing, laughed, and gave me a knowing smile. I wish we would have had time to talk!

JAWs's avatar

Mac and cheese? I assumed that the cut-up hot dogs are cropped out of the picture (Probably on order from OBUMMER, because he's such an elitist and all.)

BattyKitch's avatar

Answer to D.R. Yes, sweetheart, clowns ARE scary and dangerous. Don't worry, we will make sure they never come near you......at least until you are old enough to snark and vote on your own.Love, all of us

Malaclypse's avatar

I think I'd be more surprised if the Seattle chapter of anything was particularly organized. Only reason this state stays blue is the state wide vote by mail so that all us slackers can vote without leaving the house.

rebecca's avatar

well, now, that's gonna take us a while to compute.

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

well, that certainly won't sting as much....

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I so missed babby pics while I was busy elsewhere. TYK, Mr. Evan sir!

TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

I actually recall my last Bakelite dial phone...

Vienna Woods's avatar

Today. My husband's truck has real roll-down windows.

SnarkON's avatar

Epic baby side eye.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Join us next week for more adventures with "Elizabeth Warren and The Wonkette Kid!"

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

♫ I know a gal named Bristol, she really is a pistol,I know a gal named Bristol, she really is a pistol.In all the world, on all the earth,She'll have more than one virgin birth.

Idiota di tutti. di tutti idioti,Idiota di tutti. di tutti idioti,Idiota di tutti.Wop bop a bull bit a lop bull shit! ♫