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And would you like credit?

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Michelle: can't bare arms. Barack: can't "bear" firearms.

Also, Michelle: have some delicious veggies! Barack: looks delicious in a tan suit.

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Careful, though. It's the average "independent" voter that we need to convince. It's possible OHJB understands those rustbelt white dudes better than we do. He still getting getting their votes in the early polling.

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Lets go the KISS method or the 'who would you rather go to a political battle with' method.Keeping it simple stoopid only makes sense, in lots of ways really. Warren does that while Biden an Butti prevaricate and slither from hither to yon. They don't commit to a plan, that they created not borrowed-blew up and claimed, and then proudly stand by it in the face of the slightest adversity.

And speaking of Butti, I'm so done with him. He's so 3 months ago and if he was all that, he wouldn't resort to badmouthing others nor would Biden, notice that Lizabeth doesn't go there, 'nuff said.

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"No sir-ee, I am not angry. I think we should just get together in the same room with these corrupt bastards and kumbaya and compromise and make some moderate proposals and I am sure they will see there is a better way..."

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behind every great man.... is a really surprised woman :P

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I'm just an old white guy and more than a bit of grouch myself. I have seen my share of irrationally batshit crazy-irate people, men and women.

Elizabeth Warren seems to me much less angry than Margaret Hamilton as Cora in the Maxwell House commercials, let alone actual angry people.

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Exactly. He needs to shape up, as do several others I can think of.

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???????

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We’re both quite angry, having not slept through the night since Nov. 2016, and will support Warren in the primary. However, we will also muster our anger in active support of whichever (D) takes the nomination. Backers rule, slackers drool.

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Next they'll be calling her "shrill" and criticizing her hairstyles.

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Ta, Stephen. Liz angers all the right people, and let us hope their fear mongering comes to nought.

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In many states, one has to be a member of a political party to vote in the primaries.

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COUSIN! *gets you a plate at the family gathering and hangs out with you in the Edgy Relatives Corner*

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Oh everyone's pissing about the president and calling him out for what we already know about how he dodged a draft, instead of focusing their energy on true veterans who should be honored instead.

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