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14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

Unfortunately, Whitey Milkshitter says non-stupid things that normal republicunts find terrible. It's hard to decide what to do. My schadenfreude meter gives me this confused look even when it moves into the red zone.

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marxalot's avatar

That's quite the nice little troll, madame Senator. Well played.

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

Well, they're illegals, so I know it sounds rough, but it's a fairway to send them back where they belong.

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Querolous's avatar

That's a gimme.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Remember when conservatives didn't like getting into wars? Good times.

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Bigby's avatar

I'm all for a good troll of wingnuts, but am I the only one who thinks that Trump won't have a banner 10 times bigger than "Mission Accomplished (sic)" behind him on inauguration day 2017 that says "Hahahahaha, SUCKERS!".

GOP Prez Trump will do what now? Veto a tax cut for Billionaires the GOP congress puts on his desk? Kill an Iran War Resolution the GOP congress puts on his desk? NOT put up Alito II, Electric Boogaloo to replace Ginsburg? Seriously? I don't think he'll get the nomination, but does ANYONE actually think any GOP candidate who wins the general won't just be the hardest ass Scott Walker in WI type a-hole on Earth? We'll pine for Compassionate Conservative Duhhhhbya over any "sure I'll tell you chumps I'll tax Hedge Funders, bwahahahaha" Trump Preznitzy.

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FLV19's avatar

Unfortunately the beating of the war drums by the neo-conservatives and the Democrats drowned out the Old Right's calls for a cautious foreign policy decades ago. The non-interventionist foreign policy supported by the paleo-conservative/libertarian wing of the GOP is treated with disdain by the power brokers in DC, including many on the left.

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Marlen S. Bodden's avatar

Biden/Warren '16

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willi0000000's avatar

sara palin's verbiage diagram could prove the eleven dimensionality of the universe required by some string theorists?

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Marlen S. Bodden's avatar

That he's the least objectionable is what makes it terrifying that he could become president.

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Last Hussar's avatar

Who makes a 24 hour clock that stops?

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Except she said no, probably because she does the mostest good right where she is at.But still *drool*

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Actually, you are incorrect. A true conservative position would be to do nada. To conserve what is. To maintain the status quo. It is /liberal/ to instigate and actively seek change ^.^ By the very definitions of the word no less.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Pink light is said to be very flattering to older ladies...I'm guessing that's why the entire stage of The View appears to be bathed in a rosy glow, like the inside of Barbie's house.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Nah. The guys in yarmulkes that he likes are accountants, not hedge fund guys.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I'm pretty sure that support for that plan will putter out soon.

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