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Aileen's avatar

Yeah, I'd love it if Biden dropped out. I don't it see happening though. He's too selfish (seriously). Sanders is a little full of himself too, but I genuinely think he cares more about getting a solid progressive in the White House than he does about it being him.

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

I think the third option would be great.

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nightmoth's avatar

Yes, this. It was one of many compromises that didn't work to stave off our eventual civil war.

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Gleep Gleep!'s avatar

I couldn't diagram it in a post, but I can foresee them working by having the hinge slide on the 2 horizontal bars, so when they are closed it will look like zee Frenchies are being imprisoned by a T with a circle (like a truncated female symbol)

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

I've only blocked one person that is not fake Cletus here. This is that person.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Definitely what the cartoonist had in mind. That, or the prongs are really, really sharp...

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"M"'s avatar

He'll never do it

Today is a good day for us all to remind ourselves- Bernie's name came up in the Mueller Report as a candidate choice that Putin would find acceptable, according to FBI intercepts of Russian communications.- Everyone should also know — if they didn’t already — that even though he had women’s sexual harassment and pay equity claims hanging over his figurative head since the year those claims arose, which was 2016, he waited till the same day and time of the Senate vote to lift (or maintain) sanctions on Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska in order to meet with those women.In 2018.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

That was well done.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Banned by pretty much every LE agency in the country. It was banned I know, way back in the mid 80's for my department AND the FBI.

So yeah, straight up murdered him.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

It isn't. In fact, there was no cause to arrest him whatsoever. You cite him, give him his notice to appear, and walk the fuck away.

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The Quirk's avatar

Hell, I'd like to know why Tom Steyer is running, other than to throw the election to Trump.

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norcalOG's avatar

Daily headline ready for fill-in: “Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan To____________ “.

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Monkfish MILKTOAST Apologist's avatar

I guess this proves the theory that if you are selling individual cigarettes, on the street, and you are black, you are not necessarily entitled to the air you breathe.

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Monkfish MILKTOAST Apologist's avatar

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VandeGraf's avatar

Plaintive voice sings "I Cover the Waterfront."

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phoenix00's avatar

although we suspect Marianne Williams mostly reads Dr Bronner's soap bottles.I tried that once. Didn't end well.

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