There's this guy, Jamie Dimon, who's the CEO of JPMorgan Chase. He thinks it's sad that banks aren't allowed to break the law. And Wednesday, he said a real Stupid Thing. He said, to a whole greedful room of bankers, that he wasn't sure whether Elizabeth Warren really
Except that in this case, they’re a band of Chaotic Evil Orcs who want to be Dungeon Masters for the global economy.
That line gave me some wicked bad flashbacks- and those to my pre experimentation days. shudderAlso, CSPAN? No wai, caged grudge match with the Senator in bank stompin boots. More money in the pay per view that way.
How a bank works is very simple algebra - take x money as deposits and pay y% interest, loan out 2x (or more) money and collect 2y% (or more) interest. If you are so stupid or greedy that you f*** this up, the government will bail you out.
Scipio Africanus has always been one of my heros.
"The Village must be destroyed". It's a play on Carthago delenda est
I love this woman soooo much. We need more like her.
Sorry for the lack of snark, it's just that finally we have someone who gets it.
Thanks!
Except that in this case, they’re a band of Chaotic Evil Orcs who want to be Dungeon Masters for the global economy.
That line gave me some wicked bad flashbacks- and those to my pre experimentation days. shudderAlso, CSPAN? No wai, caged grudge match with the Senator in bank stompin boots. More money in the pay per view that way.
Perhaps Mr. Dimon and company would like for Barney Frank to tutor the senator on banking?
If they put this conversation on pay-per-view I'd watch the hell out of it.
For my money, Dimon could do his half of the debate from behind bars....
Transbanker libel!...
How a bank works is very simple algebra - take x money as deposits and pay y% interest, loan out 2x (or more) money and collect 2y% (or more) interest. If you are so stupid or greedy that you f*** this up, the government will bail you out.
Women and children first
Or "oh for fuck's sake."
Dimon has that "Mafia don" vibe to him. Please, Elizabeth Warren, take all necessary precautions with this snake.
Nice Senate seat you got there. It'd be a shame if something happened to it.
a very small amount of basic human decency?
Hey, Blood Dimon! I would like your credit card too if it had a picture of Warren kicking your ass.
(With votes....naw actually "with indictments")