As the nomination of a single, softball-playing lady with short hair to the Supreme Court heads for the Senate, an all-important question grips the entire nation. How will her judicial philosophy inform ... ha ha, just kidding. No, what people actually want to know is: Does she like gettin' it on with dudes, or chicks? Obviously reputable journalists would turn to America's #1 arbiter of sexual orientation, Eliot Spitzer. If
Elliot Spitzer: I Did Not Pay Elena Kagan For Sex
Elliot Spitzer: I Did Not Pay Elena Kagan For…
Elliot Spitzer: I Did Not Pay Elena Kagan For Sex
As the nomination of a single, softball-playing lady with short hair to the Supreme Court heads for the Senate, an all-important question grips the entire nation. How will her judicial philosophy inform ... ha ha, just kidding. No, what people actually want to know is: Does she like gettin' it on with dudes, or chicks? Obviously reputable journalists would turn to America's #1 arbiter of sexual orientation, Eliot Spitzer. If