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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

LOL.

My day was GREAT. We had a contentious shareholder meeting and I absolutely blasted the minority shareholder all the way back to the hell from which she came. It was AWESOME.

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ReversePolarity's avatar

I'm so old, I was based at Moffett Field for a few years before the surrounding area became Silicone Valley. Back then Mountain View was just cheap off-base housing. Hah!

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That is oddly specific... and disgusting. lol

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Jus_Wonderin's avatar

I do not know WHY the said his name. It was so out of "character" for the franchise, in my opinion.

I can only think that, because of the character who spoke the line, it could have been prescient.

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John Norris's avatar

Downloaded an airplane tracking app. Now I can ID the planes that are flying over my house when I hear them. Cool toy. No, I am a responsible adult and I will not use this app to plot to destroy my enemies. You know who you are.

and the And the Dallas flight is just about overhead, can hear it.

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Tessiee's avatar

"Elon Musk apparently does not understand that flight information is public, and if somebody knows the tail number, they can find out where it's going in real time."

Feel free to jump in and correct me if I am wrong, but if I am to understand this correctly, he only got rid of the jet tracker account... while it was pulling from a publicly available service. All that data is still out there; he just made it so he no longer knows who has accessed it.

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"Hold on, you guys, gonna doxx Elon Musk real quick: MAYBE HE IS IN CALIFORNIA! Oh no, we hope he doesn't get 'ssassinated because we said MAYBE HE IS IN CALIFORNIA! We would like to report a doxxing, please, we confess!"

He could be anywhere, even Detroit.https://comb.io/IuK5UG

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Tessiee's avatar

I feel like you would need a map with push-pins in it, which you would tap with a swagger stick while talking to your henchpersons.

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Almost every car manufacturer has at least one electric model now. They're not going anywhere.

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At least Charles Foster Kane was enough of a good sport to get up and dance at his party.If they dragged Elon onto the dance floor and tried to make him do the can-can, he'd have them fed to the sharks.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Tessiee's avatar

Perjury Trailer Greene (soon to be just Perjury Trailer).

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Also, at least Lex Luthor ADMITTED he was bald.

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Tessiee's avatar

...A considerably tighter fit.

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Stately Tesselini Manor, on my own tropical island.

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Who, exactly, would wish to assassinate Lonnie Muskrat?I mean, other than the fact that he just borrowed billions from the most dangerous people in the world and lost it all immediately.Ban all the liberal journalists you want, the Bone Saw guys and the polonium-in-the-tea people are still gonna find you! Good luck though!

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And eels.

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