I'm positive that Amber Heard's daughter (and unborn child) are Elon Musk's. I'm sure that as enlightened and intelligent as she believes she is, he would find her to be a perfect candidate for the birther of his spawn.
Okay, ladies. This is your last chance. You've already demonstrated incredibly bad judgment by procreating multiple times with Elon Musk, but, if you and your children enter that compound, the only way you'll ever leave is at the behest of Texas CPS, or, in layman's terms, never.
Naw, he’ll be first on the “Stollen Electoration bullshit. He’ll be funding court cases and deniers on Xshit. He’s a True Believer, because ketamine has fried his fucking brain.
If MAGAhats start raising too much hell when Trump loses, all we need do is remind them that we have Space Lasers! ZAP! Dayum just like a bug whacker! Red Hat sitting on top of a little pile of ash
This reminds me of The Venture Bros., when patriarch Jonas Venture, Sr. offered to help the Blue Morpho with his fertility issues. I certainly won't be surprised if/when a clone farm is discovered at the Space Karen Kompound.
If Trump wins, Muskrat and RFK Jr will have a lot of influence on his regime. Expect them to unveil the plan to sterilize immigrants and the “feeble minded” by 2026.
Musk seems like the kind of guy who would have injured himself by now if he spent much time around guns, probably by trying to mimic some scene he saw in a movie.
If i were looking for superior genotypes for breeding, neither Trump nor Musk would make the first cut. What desirable traits does either one exhibit, Same goes for most all of the RW kooks trying to resurrect Eugenics
I'm positive that Amber Heard's daughter (and unborn child) are Elon Musk's. I'm sure that as enlightened and intelligent as she believes she is, he would find her to be a perfect candidate for the birther of his spawn.
Young Muskrat read too much late-period Heinlein.
Warren Jeffs wanted a big house with lots of wives and children, and that worked out perfectly—oh wait, no it didn’t. :/
Ta, Dok. Lone Skum is loathsome.
Okay, ladies. This is your last chance. You've already demonstrated incredibly bad judgment by procreating multiple times with Elon Musk, but, if you and your children enter that compound, the only way you'll ever leave is at the behest of Texas CPS, or, in layman's terms, never.
Eeeewwww.
Please, for the love of whatever supernatural forces may exist, can we never discuss Elon Musk's sperm again?
I knew a guy in college whose vas deferens somehow got all tangled up, causing one of his testicles to explode. Evidently a rather traumatic event.
It is literally the second or third thing you learn about him, the first being his name.
That'll leave a mark!
Watch Elmo try to slink away quietly when Fat Donnie loses, and instantly disavow any association with the Trump campaign
Naw, he’ll be first on the “Stollen Electoration bullshit. He’ll be funding court cases and deniers on Xshit. He’s a True Believer, because ketamine has fried his fucking brain.
If MAGAhats start raising too much hell when Trump loses, all we need do is remind them that we have Space Lasers! ZAP! Dayum just like a bug whacker! Red Hat sitting on top of a little pile of ash
This reminds me of The Venture Bros., when patriarch Jonas Venture, Sr. offered to help the Blue Morpho with his fertility issues. I certainly won't be surprised if/when a clone farm is discovered at the Space Karen Kompound.
Eeew
If Trump wins, Muskrat and RFK Jr will have a lot of influence on his regime. Expect them to unveil the plan to sterilize immigrants and the “feeble minded” by 2026.
Put Junior and Ewic on the list
Muskrat is moving into his fundamentalist Mormon cult leader phase.
He'll zip right by that and be in his David Koresh phase by spring.
Flamethrowers and tunnels.
Is there any video of him firing a gun? That would seem to be part of it.
Musk seems like the kind of guy who would have injured himself by now if he spent much time around guns, probably by trying to mimic some scene he saw in a movie.
Can we skip the kid raping part and go right to part where he burns the entire compound down in defiance of a government siege?
Most people who build a compound and fill it with 'family' do so in secret. I guess Elno thinks he doesn't need to.
I wonder what he's planning to call his little cult?
He'll come up with something that sounds Golden Age Science Fictiony and think himself so clever.
Muskrat Love
If i were looking for superior genotypes for breeding, neither Trump nor Musk would make the first cut. What desirable traits does either one exhibit, Same goes for most all of the RW kooks trying to resurrect Eugenics
You want some superior genotypes? How about Barack and Michele Obama?
Muskrat and Trump don’t understand that emerald mines and real estate empires are not inherited genetically like eye color or male pattern baldness.
They're both homozygous for the "dumass" gene
> He apparently hopes his first wife, Justine Musk, will move in
ISTR reading a profile of her, and she really didn't care for her ex-husband any more.
Not surprising.