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beb's avatar

The existence of billionaires is a sign of bad social policy.

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Bingus Dingus's avatar

It’s because he has autism. It’s OK.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

For the Cybertruck alone, the embodiment of technological stupidity, I will never vote for a candidate Elon Musk supports.

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Mike McGuire's avatar

I tried to avert my eyes and my aesthetic sense but glimpsing that video made me think fondly of the infamous "monkey boy" video of Balmer amping up Microsoft dev partners. Two things: a) Balmer's moves were way better than Musk's and b) Balmer is actually making an effort to fight disinformation https://usafacts.org/just-the-facts/.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Unfortunately, Space Karen and Peter “I no longer believe in democracy” Thiel are grooming J Divan to be Trump 2.0: The Couch Humpening. So, expect to him at future Nuremberg rallies jumping like that.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

You're not wrong here...

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Bingus Dingus's avatar

But who is?

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ZorPern's avatar

Not with drump? Isn't there something about the two candidates being in the same place at the same time?

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

God, this was stupid.

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Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

Mark Eaton has a better vertical leap than Elon. How embarrassing.

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Zen Gali's avatar

dumbass. ALL maga is dark maga.

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David N. Brown's avatar

Horrifying thought, if anyone could literally replace Drumpf with his own cult, it would be Musk.

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Bingus Dingus's avatar

I think Elon would be a better candidate

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AppleScruff's avatar

Musk reminds me so much of Ted Cruz in that they're both desperate to seem "cool" so they try to say funny things by dropping pop culture references into their shtick.

It must suck to know that leaders of pop culture are mostly liberal and hate their guts.

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VwllssWndr's avatar

All of the culture war stuff is because right-wingers want to be cool and influential and they're not.

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Bingus Dingus's avatar

It because right wingers can’t read

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Bigby's avatar

“I’m invincible! I’m immortal! I need plexiglass! The Democrat Party sent assassins after me! Did I mention I need plexiglass?! Libruls don’t own guns! The guys who shot at me are Democrats! They’re the violent ones! Ignore my bound and gagged Biden truck wrap and ‘Liberal Hunting Permit (no limit)' bumper sticker! Shoot FEMA on sight! It’s a magazine, not a clip!”

“I believe everything you just said. Simultaneously. Wake up, sheeple, your (sic) in a cult” -MAGAts

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Vic's avatar

"One president who couldn't climb a flight of stairs"?

Um, Elon, it's the same dude. So sorry a splinter hit his ear. A bit more hairspray, bobby pins and Scotch tape in his "hair" would have protected the ear.

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Bingus Dingus's avatar

At least he didn’t fall downstairs

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Zeno Iapadre's avatar

Dark MAGA, if I’m not wrong, is a not-something which noted genius Madison Cawthorn tried to make into something after being ousted.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

But isn't it really more "MAGA After Dark"????

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Edith Prickly's avatar

JFC, his need for attention is even more embarrassing than the Felon's.

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The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Option J, He was under the influence of a controlled substance.

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Catstro's avatar

Macrodosing

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Bingus Dingus's avatar

On life

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The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Probably

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peregrin's avatar

I'm sure I'll regret asking, but what does Elno's shirt say? (Smart move, wearing a blazer over your printed t-shirt so no one can read the message. Super jenyus move there.)

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

"Occupy Mars" ugh. Planet "B" BS. There is no planet "B" Elno, let's save the one we have right here!

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Yeah, unless he wants to "save" humanity by turning them into Morlocks living underground on Mars then that dog ain't gonna hunt.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

I’m seeing more of a “Delicatessen” troglodyte vibe, and yeah, no. Still doesn’t work because -65 Centigrade is cold as fuck, and no Van Allen belt or magnetosphere, I’m telling you…humans don’t get how good they have it here on Earth.

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