I tried to avert my eyes and my aesthetic sense but glimpsing that video made me think fondly of the infamous "monkey boy" video of Balmer amping up Microsoft dev partners. Two things: a) Balmer's moves were way better than Musk's and b) Balmer is actually making an effort to fight disinformation https://usafacts.org/just-the-facts/.
Unfortunately, Space Karen and Peter “I no longer believe in democracy” Thiel are grooming J Divan to be Trump 2.0: The Couch Humpening. So, expect to him at future Nuremberg rallies jumping like that.
Musk reminds me so much of Ted Cruz in that they're both desperate to seem "cool" so they try to say funny things by dropping pop culture references into their shtick.
It must suck to know that leaders of pop culture are mostly liberal and hate their guts.
“I’m invincible! I’m immortal! I need plexiglass! The Democrat Party sent assassins after me! Did I mention I need plexiglass?! Libruls don’t own guns! The guys who shot at me are Democrats! They’re the violent ones! Ignore my bound and gagged Biden truck wrap and ‘Liberal Hunting Permit (no limit)' bumper sticker! Shoot FEMA on sight! It’s a magazine, not a clip!”
“I believe everything you just said. Simultaneously. Wake up, sheeple, your (sic) in a cult” -MAGAts
"One president who couldn't climb a flight of stairs"?
Um, Elon, it's the same dude. So sorry a splinter hit his ear. A bit more hairspray, bobby pins and Scotch tape in his "hair" would have protected the ear.
I'm sure I'll regret asking, but what does Elno's shirt say? (Smart move, wearing a blazer over your printed t-shirt so no one can read the message. Super jenyus move there.)
I’m seeing more of a “Delicatessen” troglodyte vibe, and yeah, no. Still doesn’t work because -65 Centigrade is cold as fuck, and no Van Allen belt or magnetosphere, I’m telling you…humans don’t get how good they have it here on Earth.
The existence of billionaires is a sign of bad social policy.
It’s because he has autism. It’s OK.
For the Cybertruck alone, the embodiment of technological stupidity, I will never vote for a candidate Elon Musk supports.
I tried to avert my eyes and my aesthetic sense but glimpsing that video made me think fondly of the infamous "monkey boy" video of Balmer amping up Microsoft dev partners. Two things: a) Balmer's moves were way better than Musk's and b) Balmer is actually making an effort to fight disinformation https://usafacts.org/just-the-facts/.
Unfortunately, Space Karen and Peter “I no longer believe in democracy” Thiel are grooming J Divan to be Trump 2.0: The Couch Humpening. So, expect to him at future Nuremberg rallies jumping like that.
You're not wrong here...
But who is?
Not with drump? Isn't there something about the two candidates being in the same place at the same time?
God, this was stupid.
Mark Eaton has a better vertical leap than Elon. How embarrassing.
dumbass. ALL maga is dark maga.
Horrifying thought, if anyone could literally replace Drumpf with his own cult, it would be Musk.
I think Elon would be a better candidate
Musk reminds me so much of Ted Cruz in that they're both desperate to seem "cool" so they try to say funny things by dropping pop culture references into their shtick.
It must suck to know that leaders of pop culture are mostly liberal and hate their guts.
All of the culture war stuff is because right-wingers want to be cool and influential and they're not.
It because right wingers can’t read
“I’m invincible! I’m immortal! I need plexiglass! The Democrat Party sent assassins after me! Did I mention I need plexiglass?! Libruls don’t own guns! The guys who shot at me are Democrats! They’re the violent ones! Ignore my bound and gagged Biden truck wrap and ‘Liberal Hunting Permit (no limit)' bumper sticker! Shoot FEMA on sight! It’s a magazine, not a clip!”
“I believe everything you just said. Simultaneously. Wake up, sheeple, your (sic) in a cult” -MAGAts
"One president who couldn't climb a flight of stairs"?
Um, Elon, it's the same dude. So sorry a splinter hit his ear. A bit more hairspray, bobby pins and Scotch tape in his "hair" would have protected the ear.
At least he didn’t fall downstairs
Dark MAGA, if I’m not wrong, is a not-something which noted genius Madison Cawthorn tried to make into something after being ousted.
But isn't it really more "MAGA After Dark"????
JFC, his need for attention is even more embarrassing than the Felon's.
Option J, He was under the influence of a controlled substance.
Macrodosing
On life
Probably
I'm sure I'll regret asking, but what does Elno's shirt say? (Smart move, wearing a blazer over your printed t-shirt so no one can read the message. Super jenyus move there.)
"Occupy Mars" ugh. Planet "B" BS. There is no planet "B" Elno, let's save the one we have right here!
Yeah, unless he wants to "save" humanity by turning them into Morlocks living underground on Mars then that dog ain't gonna hunt.
I’m seeing more of a “Delicatessen” troglodyte vibe, and yeah, no. Still doesn’t work because -65 Centigrade is cold as fuck, and no Van Allen belt or magnetosphere, I’m telling you…humans don’t get how good they have it here on Earth.