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Musk Xeets "It needs to stop" as if he has some kind of control over people. OMG. Can a person be a megalomaniac and a petty tyrant all at once?

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Linda Yaccarino must get up every day, look in her bathroom mirror and say, 'what have I done?'

Whatever prompted her to leave a nice, safe, secure, legit job at NBC Universal to go work for a Nazi apologist and all-around nutcase. There's no good side to this. No positives in the positive/negative worksheet.

I hope he threw a big ol' bucket o' bux at her, because she'll never work in this town again after this.

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I hate racism of every kind except against Those People!

-Elon Musk

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Elon Schmuk can kiss my white Jewish ass

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Ta, Dok. Musk is invited to open a fun-size bag of salted rat dicks. He can have them with the spoiled beer.

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I’m always a step late to these blue sky invites!! Nuts!

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This is the kind of talk that gets you run off a bridge by the Bluesmobile.

I hate Twitter Nazis.

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Nov 17, 2023·edited Nov 17, 2023

It's small potatoes compared to open anti semitism, but leftist FB is alive with mockery over ANOTHER Elon fail right now.

Tesla offered limited edition Cybertruck merch of a beer pack: two bottles of beer with special covers and two Steins, for $150. There's multiple complaints that the beer's undrinkable - and not "This isn't to my taste", but "This foodstuff is spoiled". It's a weird colour and some of the caps have rusted so badly, they leave a residue around the whole rim.

Tesla put out a statement saying the beers were intended as collector's items. In other words, it didn't occur to them that the rubes might try to DRINK it, so they didn't bother to make sure it was drinkable. They've sold wrongly stored and unfit goods in damaged containers, for an exorbitant price.

Which , TBF, is utterly on brand for Tesla.

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Yeah. Beer. Who drinks that?

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For a good laugh sometime read about Penn and Teller's book where they wanted to include a sugar pack in that paper you can't tear and how the idiot publisher decided to save a nickle and screwed the book out of Christmas sales.

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Who would play Elon in a biopic about his life? I'll go first. A peeled potato. Laugh if you want but it's bold casting choice.

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A peeled potato that hasn't yet learned how to shave.

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Dick Cheney?

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Instead, how about Alabama Senator Tommy "Tuber"ville?

It's right there in his name.

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He can play himself in a one man show off Broadway. Better yet, off planet.

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"Spring Time for Musk" ?

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Don't be stupid be a smarty.

Come and join the Xitter party!

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Elon, Elon likes his money

He burns a lot they say

Watching his cars exploding

Driverless, on the motorway

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take my blue sky codes, please

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Thank you so much!

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blue sky codes available to whoever grabs them first! It's nice over there. 🌞

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I like how they threaded the needle to avoid making any legitimate criticism of the ADL. There are some reasons to take exception, especially right now, but Leon and his sycophants were careful to stick to the racist and anti-Semitic ones.

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On issues like these, I always really, really want to know what older white wealthy South Africans think, cause that's relevant.

Fuck you Elon.

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To be fair, Hitler liked dogs. Up to a point.

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