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Catnmus's avatar

shared to Spoutible.

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Musk Xeets "It needs to stop" as if he has some kind of control over people. OMG. Can a person be a megalomaniac and a petty tyrant all at once?

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Marla's avatar

Linda Yaccarino must get up every day, look in her bathroom mirror and say, 'what have I done?'

Whatever prompted her to leave a nice, safe, secure, legit job at NBC Universal to go work for a Nazi apologist and all-around nutcase. There's no good side to this. No positives in the positive/negative worksheet.

I hope he threw a big ol' bucket o' bux at her, because she'll never work in this town again after this.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

I hate racism of every kind except against Those People!

-Elon Musk

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Question Cat's avatar

Elon Schmuk can kiss my white Jewish ass

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Musk is invited to open a fun-size bag of salted rat dicks. He can have them with the spoiled beer.

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Han Shot First's avatar

I’m always a step late to these blue sky invites!! Nuts!

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Wokey McWokeface's avatar

This is the kind of talk that gets you run off a bridge by the Bluesmobile.

I hate Twitter Nazis.

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Tosca's avatar

It's small potatoes compared to open anti semitism, but leftist FB is alive with mockery over ANOTHER Elon fail right now.

Tesla offered limited edition Cybertruck merch of a beer pack: two bottles of beer with special covers and two Steins, for $150. There's multiple complaints that the beer's undrinkable - and not "This isn't to my taste", but "This foodstuff is spoiled". It's a weird colour and some of the caps have rusted so badly, they leave a residue around the whole rim.

Tesla put out a statement saying the beers were intended as collector's items. In other words, it didn't occur to them that the rubes might try to DRINK it, so they didn't bother to make sure it was drinkable. They've sold wrongly stored and unfit goods in damaged containers, for an exorbitant price.

Which , TBF, is utterly on brand for Tesla.

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Zap's avatar

Yeah. Beer. Who drinks that?

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

For a good laugh sometime read about Penn and Teller's book where they wanted to include a sugar pack in that paper you can't tear and how the idiot publisher decided to save a nickle and screwed the book out of Christmas sales.

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jaspersdad's avatar

Who would play Elon in a biopic about his life? I'll go first. A peeled potato. Laugh if you want but it's bold casting choice.

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

A peeled potato that hasn't yet learned how to shave.

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Zap's avatar

Dick Cheney?

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mzf's avatar

Instead, how about Alabama Senator Tommy "Tuber"ville?

It's right there in his name.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Is potato.

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Wokey McWokeface's avatar

He can play himself in a one man show off Broadway. Better yet, off planet.

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mzf's avatar

"Spring Time for Musk" ?

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Wokey McWokeface's avatar

Don't be stupid be a smarty.

Come and join the Xitter party!

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Elon, Elon likes his money

He burns a lot they say

Watching his cars exploding

Driverless, on the motorway

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Dyna Moe's avatar

take my blue sky codes, please

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Plain Marie's avatar

Thank you so much!

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morgaina's avatar

blue sky codes available to whoever grabs them first! It's nice over there. 🌞

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aureolamanita's avatar

I like how they threaded the needle to avoid making any legitimate criticism of the ADL. There are some reasons to take exception, especially right now, but Leon and his sycophants were careful to stick to the racist and anti-Semitic ones.

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Lemonhead's avatar

On issues like these, I always really, really want to know what older white wealthy South Africans think, cause that's relevant.

Fuck you Elon.

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Charles  Schlotter's avatar

To be fair, Hitler liked dogs. Up to a point.

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