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Atrele Kasha's avatar

I honestly have no fucking idea what the fuck he is doing now.

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Pillbox Hat's avatar

Neither does he.

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Nick Rogers's avatar

Look, we need to be fair to Elon. When he was a child, his parents would never allow him to use the letter “X.” All the other kids got to use the letter, but not Elon. He felt left out and alone. In school, when they sang the “A B C Song,” he would have leave the room when they got to “X” (his mom wrote a note to the school). As he walked out, embarrassed and slump-shouldered, he could hear the sniggering of students and teachers alike. As a teenager, he wasn’t allowed to listen to the band X and was only permitted the Kidz Bop version of “Hungry Wolf.”

So, when Elon became an all-growed-up man what’s rich, he declared there was no one who was going to tell him he couldn’t use the letter “X.”

Xxxxxx, Elon. Xxxxxx.

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Pixeloid's avatar

He's using an "X" because it's a close as he can get to a swastika and/or confederate flag and still be "brand friendly".

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carovee's avatar

Given that we are talking about Elon, my first thoughts went to the movie American X.

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Zap's avatar

Doesn't "X" mean "no longer"? As in it used to be?

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SaltyCat's avatar

I have to say I'm impressed with Elno's COMMITMENT to the (stupid, petty man-baby) bit. He will not back down, no way!

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

An outhouse by any other name still stinks. Glad I left.

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

Reminds me of the bargain-bin nazi villains from forgotten animated shitpile 'FoodFight'.

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Ryp's avatar

I can’t wait for X-treme twitter. I prefer a jagged lime green font with a black splatter overlay.

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Mr blob's avatar

To quote Benoit Blanc referring to a very obvious Elon Clone

https://youtu.be/fl86G6L5PnU

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carovee's avatar

That movie really nailed Musk.

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I'm giving you folks money's avatar

Wotta chump.

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Mr blob's avatar

Everyone knows there’s absolutely no value in a branding with near universal name and visual recognition, where even those with no English awareness can recognize it.

Better to chose the English symbol for failure and removal

There’s an X on my Twitter an I doing it right https://fossbytes.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/delete-twitter.jpg

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BlueSpot's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snEZBVI1OFg

Steel man. But not Man Of Steel.

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

Steal man.

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Zerosumgame's avatar

and the woman of tissue...

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Cajun Kid's avatar

I gave thought to setting up a twitter account separate from my abandoned one just to troll Elmo and rage at Chaiya Whatever—that Alina of TikTok bullshit. She is, as best I can tell, one of the leaders of that whole “groomer” crap. I’m just tired of so few people not flooding her posts with reminders that LGBTQ+ people are not a danger to children—the real danger is religious people and conservative men. And that gets completely ignored.

But then again, why should I bother? It would be a waste of my time.

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Regret's avatar

When it comes to danger to children the real danger is relatives. It isn't really a problem that can be solved without seriously redesigning how people live together, including redefining family, school, and neighbourhood.

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carovee's avatar

Or teaching our whole society to actually respect women and children and then genuinely hold men accountable for hurting them.

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Regret's avatar

It's mostly men but not just men, so maybe cool it with the sexism. Some sexism is alright here, but there is no need to go to the extreme of absolute statements.

Education can help, but it won't do a lot, at least not when compared to those other things I mentioned. At best your idea might solve 5% of cases. Which isn't nothing, don't get me wrong, but I want to do more.

It isn't a matter of a lack of respect or love. It isn't a matter of bad intentions either, at least not usually.

It is a lack of oversight, a narrowness of social safety nets within the family. Basically, the households are too small and isolated, so social control can't do it's job. This means that the sadly unavoidable situations of someone in power hurting someone under their power don't get stopped by the environment. They're left to fester and rot, piling trauma upon trauma. This is what breaks people. If the bad thing happens and there is a large surrounding group who stops it and heals the victim, then the victim won't feel permanently powerless, so the trauma will be less and it is even likely to heal. They will also keep the perpetrator from doing it again (preferably with education and training like you said, but there are other, more violent, options if they are needed.)

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