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AlbertCamus's avatar

And Smelvis pals with Ye

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PoetryIsDemocracy's avatar

i love you wonkette

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SFDeb's avatar

Make America Great by removing musk’s illegally obtained citizenship and deporting him. End all of his government contracts and subsidies.

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Let me sum up's avatar

This is what I get for reviewing prior posts. Fuck that Space Nazi.

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Sandra Hardie's avatar

NATO can fix Musk for everyone by raising their country's taxes such that the Muskrat, and only the Muskrat, becomes essentially homeless. He can then go be a squatter at Mar-a-Lago. Trump will like that, I'm sure. The best part would be if half of the money was sent to Ukraine. The other half could be used to pay down those countries debt if they had any. If not, put it toward solving the refugee problems they all seem to have. Is that legal? Who cares. Let him take it up with SCOTUS. By the time they get around to it, the whole world will be a better place.

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"M"'s avatar

"The editorial appeared over the weekend in the German paper Die Welt. "

Honest to God I skimmed over that and my brain told me the name of that paper was "Die White"

😯

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Dec 30Edited

" ... considering that Alice Weidel, the party’s leader, has a same-sex partner from Sri Lanka! Does that sound like Hitler to you? "

As I recall something called the "Night of the Long Knives" Ernst Rohm (one of the founders of the not-zees) and a bunch of his buddies were having an orgy when the SS intervened and the usual happened (Ernst was arrested and shot in prison in 1934.)

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Mexfiles's avatar

Röhm's sexuality (and that of several SA members) was pretty well known, and used as a rationale for their "liquidation", but no evidence that they were arrested at an orgy. A vacation resort, sure, but not an orgy.

Source: https://www.holocausthistoricalsociety.org.uk/contents/germanbiographies/ernstrohm.html

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

He was very carefully taught, being an Apartheid Baby born with an emerald spoon in his mouth, and raised with the notion that he who has the most money is fit to rule the world.

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carovee's avatar

Damage is already done.

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Phried Ω's avatar

Hey, Elon, you seem to like far-right governments. Have you ever heard of Mikhail Rogachev? His money didn't help him.

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Erisian's avatar

"We have some great news about Alternative for Germany (AfD), the far-right nativist political party recently hailed by Elon Musk as the only hope to “save” Germany."

I'm confused as to why anyone would think that Elmo the Man-child wouldn't endorse a Right wingnut German political party. Elmo is an Apartheid child who absorbed his White supremacy beliefs while suckling at his mother's teat. I don't think that there is a single White nationalist party anywhere in the world that he won't fully embrace.

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"Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian who loved animals, children, and painting landscapes."

* He was especially fond of sauer"kraut";

* He loved animals, but held a special feeling for German Shepherds and German Spitz. Nor did he love all animals; he had a particular animosity towards Jews, Gypsies, Gay/Lesbian/Bisexuals and other untermenschen animals;

* He loved *some* children, but not all. He wasn't particularly fond of children from the classes mentioned above, children with genetic defects, children with psychological issues....

* He sucked as a painter/artist:

"Hitler had already been rejected by the city’s Academy of Fine Arts. Though he had passed the initial exam in 1907, his drawing skills were “unsatisfactory,” the admissions committee decided.

... In the fall of 1908, he again applied to the Academy of Fine Arts, and again they rejected him." https://www.history.com/news/adolf-hitler-artist-paintings-vienna

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"He took the two day entrance exam for the academy's school of painting. Confident and self assured, he awaited the result, quite sure he would get in. But failure struck him like a bolt of lightning. His test drawings were judged unsatisfactory and he was not admitted. Hitler was badly shaken by this rejection. He went back to the academy to get an explanation and was told his drawings showed a lack of talent for artistic painting, notably a lack of appreciation of the human form. https://www.historyplace.com/worldwar2/riseofhitler/art.htm

(As an aside:

"But to young Hitler, the idea of daily work with its necessary submission to authority was revolting." ibid

Sure sounds like a good description of the Fulvous Flatulence, no?)

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"Musk called the AfD the “last spark of hope” for Germany"

Elmo must be enamored with the concept of "last, best hope" since he has also applied it to Harry Moosbawls Mussolini and his MAGA (bowel) movement.

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"Musk, a close adviser to U.S. President-elect Donald Trump, argued that his “significant investments” in Germany give him the right to speak out about Europe’s largest economy." (from the link to the Politico story)

I'd like to see Elmo use the same argument in that his “significant investments” in China gives him the right to speak out about Xi and the CCP.

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"we have seen what effect this sort of “we must hear both sides” attitude has had in America, and we are unimpressed"

OTOH, we might have been more impressed if the MSM actually *did* present both sides of a story. Almost every bit of over the top bovine scat vomited out by the Amber Ardipithecus ramidus and his proxies were glossed over, or not reported at all, since it was just more of the Mango Malignancy being the Mango Malignancy, and we shouldn't take him seriously. To balance this out, the MSM took every opportunity to downplay, or completely tear apart, any and every positive thing to come out of the Biden administration. Both sides, my ass.

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"We hope Western democracy’s leaders notice and push back on him one of these days."

Never mind pushing back at Elmo's bovine scat, my hope is that the US, and Canada where he also holds citizenship, push him the fuck out of both countries *completely* while nationalizing Tesla, the Boring Co, SpaceX, and all the other companies in his portfolio.

fnord

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Muskrat isn’t content with being the co-president of America. He wants to be the co-Fuhrer of Europe. What could go wrong?

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Saviour of Bread's avatar

Who is going to be the other co-Fuhrer?

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Putin.

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Marty Smit's avatar

I’d wager they are already in talks.

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goCatgo's avatar

Kleo loved Berlin, but with a lot less Stazi. She helped in that regard.

Villenell loved Berlin. Had to see the Wall. Said the Holocaust Museum was "poignant."

But with less KGB. She also helped in that regard.

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BlueStateLibel's avatar

A lot of people are saying that Musk is actually the Anti Christ. It does kind of fit. Only the Devil could make anyone that rich, and he does look awful weird a lot (like in that photo meeting Obama). And he uses a kid for protection like he did a few weeks ago in the Capitol. Only the Anti-Christ would do that. And he's got as filthy a mouth on him as the demon from The Exorcist. I think we should spread the word, particularly among MAGAs. Their hero Donald Trump is in danger from the Anti-Christ!

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Revenant's avatar

Donnie his own self is MY nomination for Antichrist, if we are voting on this.

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Biff52 is Tariffied's avatar

Could there be two?

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Revenant's avatar

we all know how Spraytan Caesar cannot abide a rival. Unless you are one of the despots he kneels before, you are just the help.

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Mike_Cramer's avatar

The thing is the Bible-beaters have spent decades claiming the Antichrist will be a European lefty who talks about world peace and global cooperation.

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MayorDefacto's avatar

So, basically a woke pope.

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BlueStateLibel's avatar

I am joking of course. But if I was going to do an Omen remake, the lead would be just like Elon.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

But how could they tell one anti-christ from the other?

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Marty Smit's avatar

One megalomaniac rich guy, or another, they're interchangeable.

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VasyaCognito's avatar

There is an antichrist, a beast, and a false prophet. Consult your Apocalypse Guide of cast and characters to determine who is who.

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Dudley Didwrong's avatar

Why the answer is clearly A-C Thunderdome! Two Anti-Christs enter, one or none leaves. Will the battle be on Fox or on pay-per-view?

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TerseNurse's avatar

Hey, Ernst Röhm was leader of the brownshirts when Hitler was coming to power, and HE was gay. Good ol' Ernst, I wonder whatever happened to him...

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Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

Last person I saw with an expression like that passed out cold.

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Biff52 is Tariffied's avatar

Why, you can't even see the horns!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

The countenance of a madman.

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BlueStateLibel's avatar

He looks like he's about to start spewing curses at Obama in Aramaic, and then swivel his head 360 degrees.

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MayorDefacto's avatar

He looks like he's stoned out of his gourd.

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Dudley Didwrong's avatar

Warm pea soup, coming right up!

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Revenant's avatar

my first reaction was that he appears to be right on the edge of blowing chunks. Bet I look just like that while trying to hold in a vomit while frantically searching for a wastebasket or some such.

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goCatgo's avatar

I am not a believer we should hear "both sides."

I have been hearing both sides since 1964 when the other side voted against Civil Rights and Voting Rights and later the Equal Rights Amendment. I am a reasonable man.

In 60 years, I have heard no convincing reason why not ALL Americans should not have equal rights.

Musk is afraid that in WW III, Germany will be an Ally with US and Western Europe with T Shirts and everything.

Then when Putin is sent to Yakutsk after the war, Taylor Swift will open Russia to the world with a record breaking concert in Red Square.

Elmo why ya gotta be so mean?

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Not to worry. Trump has already promised that the U.S. will be allied with Russia in WW III.

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Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

And you're not kidding.

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