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RMS's avatar

and here I thought I was such a hep cat. What's a 'Ken Mound'?

Mary O'Shegetz's avatar

I thought "dirty Sanchez" was Jeff Bezos' wife. (Yes, I know what Urban Dictionary says)

AKLynneNAFO's avatar

Let's see...pasty faced, can't grow decent facial hair, flabby doofus resents handsome, popular Presidente de España...hard to imagine, isn't it?

biff murphy's avatar

More inane bullshit.

Elmo is like Trump.

He wants his dirty little fingers in everybody's plate...

davebarnes's avatar

Saying Bar-they-luna is supporting oppression as that is the Castellano pronunciation.

Bar-say-luna is the Català pronunciation.

AKLynneNAFO's avatar

I'm sure Wonkette knows that and probably held back on their normal practice of supporting oppression.

Jon Payne's avatar

The whole "Dirty Sanchez" "joke", such that it was, is easily 20+ years old. Way to stay hip there Big E.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Wouldn't we have to officially be at war before you could start using the T word for anything?

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. fElon skuM seems to be getting stupider and louder as time passes.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

That's why one should stick with cannabis. All these fancy designer drugs make you stupider.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ketamine has therapeutic uses. Whatever he's doing with it, he's doing it wrong. As a harm reductionist, I believe that most people who use drugs do not have a drug problem. They keep the roof overheard, the lights on, food on the table, maintain relationships, etc. Then there are the chaotic users. They, like fElon, have substance use disorder. And having all the money in the world exacerbates that problem.

Viole Falusche's avatar

Good on Pedro Sánchez Pérez-Castejón.

Skadi's avatar

Confession: I have never stopped making my lowercase "a"'s like a typewriter.

AKLynneNAFO's avatar

It's normal in Cyrillic (which I'm trying to learn so I can then hopefully learn Ukrainian).

Zyxomma's avatar

I do that, too. My handwriting is unique, and I've considered making it into a font.

goCatgo's avatar

I see what you mean!

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

We can treason white supremacists? Sign me up!

GrannysKnitting's avatar

way to go spain - i like that approach to immigration - not so much open border as 'you're here, you're not a criminal, you're working etc, you can be a citizen'

AKLynneNAFO's avatar

Too humane and rational for the musk bunch.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Muslim immigrants in Spain? In Spain? Muslims? Impossible!

Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

El Andalus has entered the chat.

dental floss tycoon's avatar

is it just that i’m not too swift on the uptake or not in on the jokes, but first it was a beanbag game called ‘’cornhole’’ now it’s ‘’dirty sanchez’’, i mean i've perused the urban dictionary & i know an excretion fantasy when i see one … someone needs to get humor index out of the 7th grade … looking at you mr. musk…

MDScot's avatar

I suppose it’s too much to expect the right to understand how Islam was in control of much of Spain at one time, or to consider how South America just happens to speak Iberian.

goCatgo's avatar

Don't know much about history

Don't know much biology

Don't know much about a science book

Don't know much about the French I took

Don't know much about geography

Don't know much trigonometry

Don't know much about algebra

Don't know what a slide rule is for

Thixotropickle's avatar

Last time I checked Skummy Elno himself didn't exactly follow the immigration laws he now purports to be such an ardent defender of so when does he self-deport, hengghh???!!!