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Monica Klauder's avatar

He needs to be deported or arrested for breaking our laws.

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Robyn's avatar

I want a deep dive into Melania's visa subversion.

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Clark Nova's avatar

Another classic case of the rich being above the law.

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

I prefer that, like Fuck Ted Cruz, we Canadians not take the blame for Muskox.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. I hope Phony Stark is not to rich and white ever to suffer any consequences.

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Tosca's avatar

Good old "No true Scotsman" fallacy. Musk was a non citizen who lied on his entry documents and broke the conditions of his visa, but that doesn't mean he was An Illegal. Everyone knows that Illegals are poor and brown.

In fact, the major category of "illegals" in most countries, is people overstaying tourist visas.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

"Publishers and owners are usually off in their own worlds, occupied with buying their girlfriends fancy panties and dresses made out of panties..." Marcie, that one seemed oddly specific, but brava for this post! It's gratifying to read about facts which support my belief that Phony Stark has always been a POS with an anal-expulsive personality. Now if only the Feds could do without him and his businesses! Otherwise, why continue to do business with "an illegal"?

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Darth Trad's avatar

If you are part of the in-group; laws are there to protect you and your possessions, they never constrain you or the in-group.

If you are in the out-group; laws are there to constrain and legally bind you, they aren't ever intended to protect you.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

It's always the ones you most expect.

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Brad Granath's avatar

I dunno if its cool to ascribe this to WP.

Elon skipping town on Stanford and the subsequent hullabaloo with the SEC, has been very public knowledge *at least* since 2022 when he bought Twitter.

https://fortune.com/2022/02/15/why-elon-musk-dropped-out-of-stanford/

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Ella Hyland's avatar

I remember reading a huge tweet thread, I think before that, where someone had evidence of all this, including something about Peter Thiel paying someone off to get Elon a degree he didn't earn from a reputable school. The degree was also in business and not tech.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Elon is back Trump to kill the numerous federal investigations into his companies’ many violations of the law.

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

It's OK, according to MAGA, because he is a Rich White Male.

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Guess who will get an automatic tariff waiver on his Chinese car batteries?

Want to buy a clue?

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

“There’s no such thing as “the media.” There’s just reporters, who did not get into it for the money, but the pleasure of bringing discomfort to the comfortable.”

Fucking this. STFU about the “MSM” all being in the pocket of this or that politician or special interest group.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Old Man Carruthers?!?

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Just gonna drop this here...

"Chapter 2 - Grounds for Revocation of Naturalization"

https://www.uscis.gov/policy-manual/volume-12-part-l-chapter-2

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

Ah! Ah!

I come from the land of the Apartheid blokes

From owning mines where the diamonds flow

The foot of the gods

Will kick my ass to new lands

To flee from daddy, sing and cry

Fortune, I am coming

On I flee with threshing oar

My only goal will be the North Murrican shore

Ah! Ah!

I now come from the land of the ice and snow

Where the Tragically Hip sang 'bout blowing high dough

How soft your rules for whities

Can make fortunes of war

Of how I spread the lies of yore

I am your illegal overlord!

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Lance Thrustwell's avatar

{harrumph} That's actually rather good.

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