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DemoCat's avatar

I said it before, when Musk starts criticizing Congress itself for its costly indulgences, they are finally going to be truly united in a bipartisan supernova that will blow Musk out of DC and back to making Mars land rovers that run on his semen, or whatever. You thought Social Security was the third rail? Wait until he demands to see all benefits packages for congressmen.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. No notes.

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Mike Wears Shorts's avatar

We can only hope that Tboy gets over Muskmelon before we are doomed

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Biff52 is Tariffied's avatar

jebus, that picture. Why did they clone Stephen Miller?

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I just wish that bus would speed the fuck up.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

The only other person drumpf is this subservient to is Putin. Clearly Musk has something on him, or the orange creature thinks he does. Could it be the vote? Enquiring minds want to know.

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Harryr's avatar

Also reposted someone's AI image of a fictional riot by illegal immigrantrs at a UK hospital as if it was a real thing.

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

Somewhere someone better be keeping up with all the new powers the president has and make sure that when the next Democrat is elected president, that person uses every single one of them to undo all the crap the current guy is doing.

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yellojkt's avatar

I have an internet friend at SSA who confirms this story but adds that Leland Dudeck is a MAGA mole who got caught cooperating with DOGE on the sly. And he is NOT qualified to be acting anything but someone appointed him to that.

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Lil Snot's avatar

I can't wait!

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Lefty Wright's avatar

I seem to recall when MAGA was calling for anyone accessing Trump's IRS info to be shot.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

The IRS and Treasury data contains income, sources of income, account owners, institutions, etc., and when combined with public records of party affiliation and donors records will allow them to freeze and confiscate the accounts of the “enemy” (that’s us) wealthy donors.

“They seized the property of wealthy and influential Jews first”

Coup complete.

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kmblue187's avatar

Marcie,my dear, how do we know the 78 (or 79?) year old President isn't dropping into dementia, like dear old Dad? The words of the Blond Bimbo of "transparency" aren't fooling me...Trump might be willing to answer questions at pressers, the problem is he lies, makes something up, or insults the questioner ("because I have common sense that's why neener neener!) Actually both Musky and Trump lie, brothers under their pasty skin, although Trump uses orange bronzer. I know this because the (illegal) maid who cleans one of his bathrooms saw a tube of bronzer (color:Lurid Orange) by the sink. Ugh.

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yellojkt's avatar

My mother died of dementia last year and Trump's speech patterns (repeating things, confusing names, being oddly obsessed about certain topics) are exactly where she was three years ago. But I can't make promises. He might go on for many more years.

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kmblue187's avatar

NNOOoooooooo

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kmblue187's avatar

Bite your tongue.

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kmblue187's avatar

"Marcie, my dear"...is not patronizing, Marcie. I've just been listening to a lot of Beatles tunes lately.

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Liminal's avatar

Remember a Time* ago when the news was all full of how TFG was facing a big liquidity crisis when a bunch of real estate loans were coming due and nobody with any sense would loan him any money? I wonder what happened to that? I wonder if some excessively rich fucker came through and secretly bailed his ass out? That would be a secret that someone could hold over TFG's head that might keep you on the "do not fire" list, I bet.

*I dunno. Was it 2 years ago? 2 days ago? Time, among many other things, no longer has meaning.

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

"As long as Poppy Trump says his special boys have permission to do something, fine". I disagree. The immunity ruling applies to the office of the President, not to anyone he tells to break the law.

Justice is coming for those little shits.

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🍁 L Ron Pony's avatar

That would be nice. Unlikely, but nice.

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Sir_Fartz_Alot's avatar

Poopy has unlimited pardons in his desk just in case.

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Cock Blockula's avatar

Since I'm expecting a tax refund this year and have direct deposit set up for my SocSec, I am extra paranoid about my money being accessed illegally by the MuskRateers or dark web actors. I am setting up a second checking account to transfer my money to once the deposits go in. They may eventually have information for that, but not for awhile. I also ensured my lines of credit were frozen at the bureaus.

Also, what gives, Wonkette, with all the trackers? My last DuckDuckGo session had 148. More for my email, but I expect that from them. Other sites I visit are less than 10 per session. They are being blocked, but come on... seriously?

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Bradthe🤖's avatar

You’re probably seeing the price of free web hosting on Substack. I doubt ‘Becca set all those cookies.

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Cock Blockula's avatar

I signed up with SubStack separately too, and I'm not exactly thrilled with their phone app interface. I am seeing below 10 trackers on my direct access to SubStack. I don't think Becca set the cookies, but I'm questioning why so many?

Hopefully my VPN helps... I'm also planning to make a move to Linux this year. I'm so done with Apple and Microsoft.

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