I live in Austin and most folks I know believe that the real Austin criminals are Governor Abbott, Attorney General Paxton, Corrupt Cornyn, and Cancun Cruz. Plus the hatred, bias, and lies they cynically spew and the damage this does not the caring, community minded, Accepting! folks I know. (Oh, and we all hate Musk)
And it says everything you need to know about Elon's derangement that he compares people to fictional characters, rather than actual evil human beings (of whom he no doubt knows many).
Brilliant article! You are absolutely hilarious! Thank you so much for doing the work you do and standing up for truth and fighting against morons like Musk and Dumpster Don. You are extremely talented and funny. I look forward to continuing to read your work. I wish I could afford to be a paid subscriber, you really deserve it, I wish I had the money to subscribe to all of the amazing writers I follow on Substack. You’re amazing! 🥰
Why would'nt he start a Fuel Campaign for Seniors for The UK? What a retard. In fact, who could buy up property and run more native UKers, including Irish, out of the UK if they are forced out of their homes by the cold?
There are two lowlife sleazeballs that come to mind, this one and Rupert Murdoch. Branson might show some class but it's hypothetical since they're literally going to let some Seniors freeze to death at the moment.
Dear Elon,
We're done!
The bloody teddy-bear is a step too far!
(Plus, I see your cyber-trash-trucks/wankpanzers every day!)
Fuck off, Demme
"Melted Like One Of His Trucks In The Rain".
I've... enshittened things you people wouldn't believe...
Rescue attempts in the caves of Thailand,
I've watched other people invent stuff to take people into space...
All those moments will be lost in time, like a cybertruck in the rain.
nice blade runner reference...
I think it was a bit forced. 4 out of ten. Some funny bits.
And I'll never have that recipe again. oh no
"Melted Like One Of His Trucks In The Rain".
I've... enshittened things you people wouldn't believe...
Rescue attempts in the caves of Thailand,
I've watched other people invent stuff to take people into space...
All those moments will be lost in time, like a cybertruck in the rain.
Leon Skum wants to keep Austin weird, just not the fun weird.
I read it at first as "The Goober Group, whose founder, Chris Goober..."
Musk. Just another undesireable immigrant that should be deported. Just like Murdoch and his outfit. These are the immigrants people should fear.
I live in Austin and most folks I know believe that the real Austin criminals are Governor Abbott, Attorney General Paxton, Corrupt Cornyn, and Cancun Cruz. Plus the hatred, bias, and lies they cynically spew and the damage this does not the caring, community minded, Accepting! folks I know. (Oh, and we all hate Musk)
The Magneto reference is an anti-semitic dog whistle. Magneto is Jewish and a Holocaust survivor.
This is what happens when you have more money than sense, Elno.
I support all of Skum's ineffectual efforts that involve him flushing his money down the toilet.
Musk doesn’t hate a B movie villains he IS a B movie villain. Dr. Evil would probably tell him to slow his roll, and probably would have fired him.
Dr. Evil would have a whole bucket of "Shh!" with his name on it.
And it says everything you need to know about Elon's derangement that he compares people to fictional characters, rather than actual evil human beings (of whom he no doubt knows many).
Mike Lindell needs to pay some postage, Leon, kick in a couple hundred million to help him out, won't you?
Brilliant article! You are absolutely hilarious! Thank you so much for doing the work you do and standing up for truth and fighting against morons like Musk and Dumpster Don. You are extremely talented and funny. I look forward to continuing to read your work. I wish I could afford to be a paid subscriber, you really deserve it, I wish I had the money to subscribe to all of the amazing writers I follow on Substack. You’re amazing! 🥰
Emol Sukm could ruin a covert campaign to recycle dead people into Soylent Green.
I heard they're already turning dogs into Samoyed Green.
Why would'nt he start a Fuel Campaign for Seniors for The UK? What a retard. In fact, who could buy up property and run more native UKers, including Irish, out of the UK if they are forced out of their homes by the cold?
There are two lowlife sleazeballs that come to mind, this one and Rupert Murdoch. Branson might show some class but it's hypothetical since they're literally going to let some Seniors freeze to death at the moment.
Musk, to New York; "Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?"
MUSK TO NY: DROP DEAD
NY to Musk
"RIGHT BACK AT YOU"
Nah. NY is more likely to say something like, “Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.”
When bad things happen to bad people. Otoh if he really GAF he'd a spent $10 million or so.
It's like one of us dropping a penny on the ground.
And isn't it a shame that our laws permit that kind of accumulation.
Always remember it was Ronnie Raygun who started stock buybacks