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frambley1's avatar

Its very hard to write a complete and understandable paragraph conveying complex paranoid conspiracy theories when you didn't make it past 3rd grade.

But we have to look past that, the fact that they the author (lolz) has a second grade education gives him (it has to be a him, right?) street cred in the world of Alex Jones (AKA Bill Hicks).

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Lady Bug's avatar

I'm glad IsIs didn't commit a big NoNo.

On the other hand, I'm very disappointed that this conspiracy theory has not (yet!) managed to tie in Benghazi!1, chemtrails, Sharia law, and the disappearance of Judy Winslow

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

You know, if you took a small bit of the money you spend on guns and use it to hire someone who knows HTML, you might actually produce something that doesn't make my browser throw up on contact.

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doktorzoom's avatar

That there was some Grade-A Authentic lunatic ranting, before it was deleted. Somebody remind me to come back to it in this week's Dear ShitFerBrains, OK?

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doktorzoom's avatar

I was delighted to see that someone has named this phenomenon: Occam's Duct Tape"

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gedjcj's avatar

It must have really chapped his hide that the donor body for his brain transplant was one the Untermenschen.

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gedjcj's avatar

I think it's actually really bad meth...

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gedjcj's avatar

Everyone knows Hawaii is no more a part of 'Murica than New Mexico is.

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Alex Grey's avatar

Everybody panic!!!

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Alex Grey's avatar

Hey Dok, we are still waiting for last Sunday's, "Dear Shit fer Brains," don't leave us hanging!

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate.

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Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

I think someone has a thing for avatars like yours Herr Doktor. You have ways of making them disappear no?

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Rick Hill's avatar

One day we will listen to the oldsters, they will talk of days lost to the cruel embrace of time and reminisce about an era when something would happen and there wouldn't be 5 conspiracy stories by mid morning....or they will until the Google response force will apprehend them and take them to a secret Google re-edumication center that even a Google search cannot provide the location for...

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Rimshot101's avatar

No one could EVER accuse me of being a most unsophisticated of persons! I read The Wonkette.

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Are we there yet?'s avatar

Does this mean Lance Armstrong will get his medals back?...................

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Rick Hill's avatar

You have to cut them some slack. They're shifting gears and trying to tie everything to Hillary now. There's so many scandals and coverups with the Clintons(Google them!!11) they can't decide where to start. Give them a chance to get their rhythm.

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