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Me too! That's exactly what came to mind as I was reading that.

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Hey, would you like a free coffee & a personality test that'll prove that you're a misunderstood genius who'd be a success if you just had a few lessons?

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The Catholic Church already has a lock on zero-tax real estate investment. They've been doing it for centuries.

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Yikes!"Mommy! - He's baaaaack!"

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And if votes don't work, Rachel Maddow says Bernie's lawyers have threatened to use rules of order to shut down committees. Because Ted Cruz tactics are always a good idea.

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I believe that Trump University was a fraudulent scheme, and that it preyed upon the elderly and uneducated to separate them from their money.

...thus explaining why Trump is the GOP nominee.

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Doubt that would work. After all, Donald Trump's financial goal was ten billion dollars. Which he achieved! Ask anybody! Ask Donald! No, don't ask those others, they're haters, losers, and some of them, I assume, are nice guys. Sad!

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HA! Beautiful!

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I've a sent a tip-off to somewhere it might do some good.

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Don't you just love how Trump occasionally sprinkles one fact into his speeches, surrounded by lies? It's true that Obama appointed Judge Curiel, but Trump fails to mention that prior to that, Gov. Schwarzenegger (Repuglican) appointed Curiel to the Superior Court of San Diego.

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Please review the rules. Especially rule 2. You've been here long enough to know assassination jokes are not OK.

-- Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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Trump's people told the RNC that he's out of campaign money and can't do any ad buys until he gets the RNC money after the convention. Meanwhile, Hillary, with lots of money, is doing ad buys in all the swing states for June and July to define and frame Donald Trump while the Trumpinator sits there with his thumb up his ass.

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Remember 2008? Everyone said Barack should pick Hillary as his VP. Instead, we got OHJB.

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A few years back, the drier went out in the middle of doing laundry, so I had to shlep laundry baskets of wet laundry down to the neighborhood laundromat to dry them. The place was packed, and everyone in there was Latino. I was the tallest person in the room! It was the first time in my life I was the tallest person in the room.

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