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SullivanSt's avatar

Makes <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ioN1iQ8KDg4" target="_blank">Ventolin</a> sound like Mozart.

SullivanSt's avatar

"It prokes the desire, but it takes away the performance"

SullivanSt's avatar

Her fucking fevered dreams are fevered fucking dreams?

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Long form, of course.

fuflans's avatar

oh chicki these are AWESOME.

i really like the Gwendolyn MacEwen. i don't know her but i do LOVE her voice. also, this will help me celebrate becoming a canadian...

thank you so much.

fuflans's avatar

this is a good one. i was / am considering it. but! i think it might almost be too romantic for what they seem to be saying. they've been together for like 17 years and are slightly more restrained in their public readings.

but it's tots on my short list.

thank you!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Able to be hotter, wetter, and tighter than a 20 year old in a single bound!

IT'S

Oh, wait, <i>cuts</i>

fuflans's avatar

HA! i WISH i could get up to stratford. alas, i am neither young enough for their 'young company' (which actually recruits here in chicago) or famous enough for the regular company.

i have to be content with our annual family reunion in stratford where we drink too much, eat too much, shop too much and occasionally see a play.

no, my mom's canadian (montreal and hamilton) and you all changed your citizenship rules a few years back to net some of us scions of expat parents.

so my misspent youth was devoted to mercilessly mocking canadian niceness and i was duly rewarded by having to beg for my mom's birf cert so i could (possibly) get away from the wingtards in my land of birth.

but delighted to find macewen...

bobbert's avatar

Argh. I hadn't thought of that movie for YEARS.

fuflans's avatar

no 116 is too, well, you know...

they are gay but we are actors (and are far more liberal). i do mostly shakespeare (which is why they expect shakespeare - but nothing is really popping).

i was thinking a a milne or henry vaughan or yeats or ts eliot, but they have a fairly dense anne morrow lindbergh piece (which i'm reading) and i don't want to undercut.

i am baffled.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Nothing is certain until he presents the death certificate.

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Their loving making would last 30 minutes. 5 minutes of actual sex (and I'm being charitable here) followed by 25 minutes of crying.<br /><br />---

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Should have gone the extra expense and got Dennis Hopper.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Ummm...Dr. Taitz. That's not how you get to my teeth.

Shut up, this is how we do in old country.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Barry - "Please...I wouldn't fuck her with Boehner's dick."

chascates's avatar

And she would then claim those magnets implanted messages from Space Guardians in her mind and now she can't find honest work any more.