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Michael's avatar

Klonopin

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

"You proles can’t have healthcare, or clean air, water, or food, but here, have a hat; $39.95. cash only" --FIFY

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. So, what's with the blue Altoid? I thought That Thing was into Tic Tacs.

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NH is for πŸ¦‘πŸ„πŸ's avatar

I do feel that we are, not necessarily smarter than Germany in the 30s, but at least better informed. Sure there are a fuckton of us who know nothing but what they are told. But there are also a METRIC FUCKTON (which is of course more than an Imperial fuckton) of us who are aware of how the world actually works. They can try to control every source of information, but despite all its flaws the Interwebs are there, and people know shit. And the ship of locking that down has sailed. So they will continue to repress and deport and defund, and people will suffer and die. And eventually elections will happen. And they will find out that shit don’t play.

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Menotsure's avatar

I just pulled out my crystal ball (it's the left one) and it tells me that Clarence Thomas will announce his retirement soon. Somtime before next year's fall election, if it looks like the Dems will take the Senate, Samuel Alito will follow. Trump will name two replacements and will have nominated a majority.

After that anything goes.

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NH is for πŸ¦‘πŸ„πŸ's avatar

Ain’t peering into that…

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Menotsure's avatar

β€œThe view is fuzzy".”

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NH is for πŸ¦‘πŸ„πŸ's avatar

β€œReply hazy; try again”

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Erin's avatar

They were all saying "Boo-urns"

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π•Ίπ–“π–™π–π–Šπ–”π–™π–π–Šπ–—π–π–†π–“π–‰'s avatar

Proposal was discussed a week or so ago here that we start having/celebrating a monthly funeral for him. We don’t have to wait for him to die to start having fun. Pick a date and every month on that date, or it could be the last Saturday of the month, something convenient. And the whole country holds ceremonial funeral marches for him. Drag queens dress up as Melania in Mourning, so that by the time she finally pulls out that outfit that you gotta know she’s already got hanging in her closet, she knows that other people have done it better than she ever will.

And every month that he lives, he gets to dread this event. Ketchup may fly.

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kmblue187's avatar

The close up of his pill eating face - unbearable.

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John Dolan's avatar

It’s going to be a HUGE spontaneous global holiday when…….

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John Dolan's avatar

The whole thing is so unbelievably preposterous. Totally surreal.

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BosGrl's avatar

I was just with two older (than me, egad) women who said they never think this way, but they can't wait, and the one who is somewhat religious said she prays to God every night wishing for a big stroke and a lot of suffering.

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Erisian's avatar

"This Sunday, Donald J. Trump [sic], president of the United States, attended the men’s final of the US Open"

Ask those who paid big bucks for tickets to the final what their opinion is of the Fulvous Fuckwad attending. My guess is that it isn't very positive... beyond the resounding chorus of boos:

> "But thousands of fans were still far from the entrance to the arena when play eventually began.

Some said they were never informed there would be a lengthy wait to get in after they arrived at the Billie Jean King National Tennis Center." https://www.espn.com/tennis/story/_/id/46189259/us-open-fans-stuck-line-trump-attendance-causes-delay

The Halloween Orange Hemorrhoid has never had any concerns about the ramifications of his actions, but try to deny him of one of his pleasures and expect the victim card to be played... with authority; no pussy grabbing, I mean no pussy reactions.

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"It also didn’t help ticket holders’ ire that they were forced to wait in long, chaotic security lines that delayed the match for more than 45 minutes, including fans being given samples of Dove deodorant"

* Please see above.

* Was the deodorant so the smell of the sweating masses didn't bother the Deep Saffron Dipstick's olfactory sense -- he who stinks like the full Depends he wears?

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Never mind Springsteen, his popularity is resoundingly above that of the Whale-sized Pumpkin Wannabe Potentate, he must be seething that:

> "Colbert himself already has 10 Emmys to his name, being previously honored for β€œThe Colbert Report” on Comedy Central and his most recent win for his special, audaciously titled β€œStephen Colbert’s Election Night 2020: Democracy’s Last Stand: Building Back America Great Again Better 2020.” https://variety.com/2025/tv/awards/late-show-stephen-colbert-wins-emmy-first-cancelation-1236509589/)

while The Pyrite Pustule has been snubbed numerous times:

> "Throughout his seven years of running The Apprentice, Trump [sic] garnered eight Emmy nominations and zero wins" https://people.com/politics/donald-trumps-rigged-emmy-awards-the-apprentice/

OTOH, the Corrupt Coral Coward ***has*** been rewarded for his appearances on tv: he's garnered three Razzies:

> "In total, Trump [sic] has won three Golden Raspberry Awards, and been nominated for four in total.

[...]

The Worst Screen Combo award was given to Trump [sic] and "His Self Perpetuating Pettiness."" https://www.newsweek.com/how-many-razzies-has-donald-trump-won-golden-raspberry-awards-1776768

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"what a man of the people Trump [sic] was for signing hats and throwing them into the crowd"

Does anyone know how many of the lucky people catching a hat either passed it to someone else or tried to throw it back?

fnord

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

"Christ, what a loser." Also the title of his final biography.

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

Tombstone also?

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

And family crest/motto.

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Tiffany in Houston's avatar

He sure went heavy on the orange spackle yesterday. Big surprise, I guess.

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

I thought that NYC was a dangerous demorat run hellscape that needs to be invaded by the department of war?

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Vic's avatar

So, one of the civilized places where he desperately wanted acceptance, and was rejected.

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LOU LOU's avatar

It is hard to imagine how Trump, who has been given so much is so addicted to receiving the one thing money can’t buy and he will never get - unconditional adoration. He will try fascism as his last ditch attempt to coerce people to bow to him and see him as almighty but this will fail and he will go down in history in the top 10 most horrible and hated humans in history.

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Vic's avatar

He's never been loved. He's never even had a friend -- besides Roy Cohn. Yes. Roy. Cohn.

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NH is for πŸ¦‘πŸ„πŸ's avatar

JEFFREY EPSTEIN

JEFFREY EPSTEIN

JEFFREY EPSTEIN

JEFFREY EPSTEIN

JEFFREY EPSTEIN

JEFFREY EPSTEIN

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Mr. Knows Nothing, et. al.'s avatar

"He pisses ice water"

Roy Cohn on Donald being BFF.

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LOU LOU's avatar

The Apprentice movie showed trump in a sympathetic light by and large, akin to a pathetic wannabe that Roy Cohn lusted for and mentored. having dealt with people who have the same malignant narcissism as Trump I find it difficult to see any vulnerability in such evil but then again Southpark has got me feeling sympathy for the devil.

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Amanda Mitchell's avatar

Damn, his skin looks appalling.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

If only it were worse.

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imissthosesparks TYFYATTM's avatar

Good Lord.

Give some kind of warning when I'm about to scroll onto a close-up image of that vile, diseased, burnt-chicken-skinned face, please.

Imagining him sitting there pouting with a Viagra induced boner is bad enough.

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