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Zyxomma's avatar

^^^^ This. I mean, I've been vegan for decades, but that doesn't mean I'm boycotting meat, dairy, and eggs. It just means I'm vegan.

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Serai 1's avatar

Meh, everyone's forgotten about that. Who cares about Bush anymore?

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Serai 1's avatar

It's just so fucking undignified, and in a mean, gross, nasty way. Not like the embarrassing hijinks of Bush, who was stupid and clumsy and talked like an adolescent, but who didn't intentionally humiliate and curse people. This fucker is bent on humiliating the entire world just so he can feel big.

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Space Force Draft Dodger's avatar

Dylann Roof. George Zimmerman. The entire Bundy family.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

He has an electric warmer for his short dick? Is that what you meant?

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La Cieca's avatar

Yes, it's powered by a single AAAA battery.

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haroldpp's avatar

I like "Putin's Puppet" Hits him where it hurts, his ego. It delegitimatizes his presidency. And bonus points for alliteration.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The Eighth Amendment will keep us from doing that. Assuming the GOP doesn't repeal it.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Tried not to be too obvious about it, but yeah. That scene will be playing in my head for the next four years.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm sure someone will bring a Q-Tip.

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phoenix00's avatar

The Kochs and the Kushners?

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phoenix00's avatar

You know what's overrated? Donnie's win, Donnie's party, Donnie's TV show, Donnie's looks, Donnie's merchandise, Donnie's family, Donnie's bank account, Donnie's speeches, Donnie's tweets, Donnie's buildings, Donnie's deals...

I'll wager Donnie's term will also be drastically overrated.

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RS07's avatar

"no puppet...no puppet...you're the puppet!"

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