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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Yes, yes, this is all fine and good, testing the water and such as, BUT NOW I ASK YOU STUART, DO YOU THINK A GUY LIKE LEE ZEDLIN IS AWARE OF WHAT THE QUEERS ARE DOING TO THE SOIL?

Nancy Naive's avatar

Speaking of a chemical cocktail, Hooper now has a suggestion for Friday’s Cocktail…

Vileaxxe's avatar

The only solution to all of this, of course, is for women not to have sex with anyone…but each other.

You are welcome.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Can we at least watch?

Donald Laporte's avatar

Let me tell you about the intertubes

Tia Loca's avatar

IT……COULD…..WORK!!

Don’t click on that link I have no idea where it’s gonna take you fuck AutoCorrect

I think I fixed it so it doesn’t link now

Vileaxxe's avatar

Now I’m gonna be craving Chikin in a Biskit all day.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

“Tell me more.” — bros

Mavenmaven's avatar

So now Trump has decided AI should be "Super Intelligence". Watching him speak at the UN is really troubling, he's, as we'd say, in gantzen meshugga

El Bastardo's avatar

The Evangelistas talked him out of "Supreme Intelligence" for reasons.

PixieThis68's avatar

Wile E. Coyote....Super Genius

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Are they openly laughing at him again yet?

Shocktreatment's avatar

A genius like him to come up with a name like that...

helenasgarden's avatar

He named it after himself.

Shocktreatment's avatar

Now it's only going to be the expensive, exclusive joints that're going to have abortion water...

Tia Loca's avatar

“An abortion in every bottle!”

Tia Loca's avatar

*Twist of Lemon extra

Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

I WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE VIAGRA IN MY TAP WATER!!!!1!!!1!!

helenasgarden's avatar

What about testosterone? And steroids? Oh my!

I Stedman's avatar

Perhaps it's homeopathic.

I once calculated that every drop of water on Earth is roughly a "7c" dilution of Adolph Hitler's piss, so all you homeopaths out there who take your "30c" duck liver should know it's a "37c" (and the more dilutions the better!!) actually, and if you suddenly feel like annexing Austria, invading Poland, wiping out the Jews and starting a world war, now you know why...

Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

It makes me SO furious that homeopathic stuff is sold in drug stores. It's fucking WATER. JFC. Snakeoil would be more effective at whatever you're trying to heal.

Sk8erChoi's avatar

So it's not actually fraud if someone were to start a company called Fountain of (Hitler) Youth and sold tap water as Hitler's piss to people on Mike Lindell's MyStore website.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I really need to get it together and ask Joe Jack Talcum how it feels to be a prophet of stupidity.

Rob Roser's avatar

Any idea how much one would need to drink to spontaneously abort a fetus that was delivered more than 30 years ago? Asking for a friend...

Jamoche's avatar

Hook up some lead pipes and wait.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

How about one that's 80 years old?

Lblomg's avatar

I guess viagra will be included in that comprehensive list

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

That 'Go Pollution' gif has me wondering why Ben Grimm didn't sue for trademark infringement.

It's OBVIOUSLY him.

Also there seems to be an out of shape Mister T knock off in the mix. I pity the fool who did that!

Chemical's avatar

Not gonna lie, the Rogue-looking woman in pink with the streak of white hair is doing a lot for me.

Carstonio's avatar

I’d like to see someone confront them and have them explain how exactly sewer effluvient would get into the water supply. Almost like they think it’s one system like an Arrakis stillsuit.

Besides, huge numbers of GOP voters aren’t even on municipal systems, but instead live in homes with septic systems and wells.

SomeRandomSomeone's avatar

A lot of cities near rivers (including Pittsburgh) draw their water supply from the river. Upstream cities expel treated sewage into the river. When I was a youngun at ULowell, it was rumored the Lowell MA sewage system discharged into the Merrimack River upstream of the local water intake, but even if that wasn;t true you had the upstream cities of Haverhill and Lawrence doing the same thing.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

oh GREAT. Now I gotta think about Zendaya drinking her abortions over and over again!

AJ Milne's avatar

I do sometimes worry tho right wing sleazeballs being so full of shit must be a challenge for the sewer system.

Sk8erChoi's avatar

As the icebergs shrink, the Republican fatberg continues to grow under DC.

GiggleSnort's avatar

They don't have any real issues to run on. They sure aren't going to tackle anything that might help ordinary working people, like universal healthcare. So they make things up, and scare voters into thinking they are important. Also, too, regarding fetal remains in yer water, do these people not know that women have miscarriages, in fact rather frequently?

Fifth Dentist's avatar

It's trans-Muslim-commies all the way down!

swmnguy's avatar

They do not. Or they pretend they do not. The way they criminalize women who have miscarriages, if someone accuses them of having an intentional abortion; with all the brutality of our legal/judicial system; clearly they have no idea how these things work.

We should stop calling them "miscarriages" and just call them all "abortions."

My wife and I went through one over 30 years ago and I'm still not totally OK. That experience cemented my position on healthcare for all humans, including women, and including reproductive care of all kinds. I'm perfectly willing to call what we went through an "abortion," if it helps make people uncomfortable about what happens all the damn time and kills a lot of women if they can't get proper care.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Plus whatever comes out of my university's students.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Fallback is always bigotry, it's evergreen . . .

swmnguy's avatar

Meanwhile, it seems the markets think Trump will take the opportunity provided by the UN gathering to surrender to Iran. Oil is down about $10 over the past couple of days. Stocks were up yesterday, and are roughly even to a little up today.

None of this makes sense. Gasoline had been cheaper outside the Twin Cities, but on Sunday I saw it's all selling for about $4.49/gallon, and diesel at about $6.25.

Sk8erChoi's avatar

It all depends on how many tankers America lets through to China, on the condition that their passage through the 'blockade' isn't reported to the media.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Speculative pricing is now completely detached from what are the real market forces . . .

Flashman's avatar

WP's sub-head on Trump's UN speech: "...President Donald Trump’s U.N. appearance this year was a measure of the scale of global conflicts."

Also a measure of how the man is a barking idiot. Fucking billionaire media.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

What a coincidence Trump is the generator of so many of those conflicts.

Kinda like the convenience of being an arsonist firefighter . . .