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Çarly Fiorina would be SUPER QUALIFIED to dig ditches to lay some cable, because she really ran HP into the ground.

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Phil Tandy (aka Miller)?

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President Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky?

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As are Marco Rubio, Chris Christie and George Pataki. None of these perennial losers will ever have a ghost of a chance of getting elected to any office as a Republican. Having a last name ending in a vowel is the kiss of death for any would-be GOP candidate for public office. Having a last name containing at least three vowels, including one at the end, is even worse, so Huckabee, Rubio and Christie are doubly-doomed.

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Carly Fiorina claiming to run for President is the single most cynical thing I've seen in American politics since John McCain selected Sarah Palin as his running mate last week.

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I bet that guy is thrilled to learn she's running. He should get google ads on the site asap.

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Moses' stock had a huge float.

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Or a successful one at some point – the merger, not the resulting campaign.

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As someone who has spent some time among the plasticized L.A./Beverly Hills elite, I can tell you, no you can't. There is no such thing as a competent plastic surgeon.

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Or backing up, even.

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Herbert Hoover?

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Horatio Alger?

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The Tech Leader, is off to a great start:

www.carlyfiorina.org

NOT!

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…because that was the extent of his numeracy.

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Is Carly married or has she reproduced? (reproduced in the biblical and only acceptable way not in the bitch creature from "Aliens" way which would be bad) If not her lady parts are not equal to Hillary's.

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50% Cage, 50% Travolta.

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