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DahBoner's avatar

Çarly Fiorina would be SUPER QUALIFIED to dig ditches to lay some cable, because she really ran HP into the ground.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Phil Tandy (aka Miller)?

Lefty Mark's avatar

President Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky?

Lefty Mark's avatar

As are Marco Rubio, Chris Christie and George Pataki. None of these perennial losers will ever have a ghost of a chance of getting elected to any office as a Republican. Having a last name ending in a vowel is the kiss of death for any would-be GOP candidate for public office. Having a last name containing at least three vowels, including one at the end, is even worse, so Huckabee, Rubio and Christie are doubly-doomed.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Carly Fiorina claiming to run for President is the single most cynical thing I've seen in American politics since John McCain selected Sarah Palin as his running mate last week.

SLIMY SPYING ENEMY TRUMP's avatar

I bet that guy is thrilled to learn she's running. He should get google ads on the site asap.

Shibusa's avatar

Moses' stock had a huge float.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Or a successful one at some point – the merger, not the resulting campaign.

SLIMY SPYING ENEMY TRUMP's avatar

As someone who has spent some time among the plasticized L.A./Beverly Hills elite, I can tell you, no you can't. There is no such thing as a competent plastic surgeon.

RecreationalPilot's avatar

The Tech Leader, is off to a great start:

www.carlyfiorina.org

NOT!

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

…because that was the extent of his numeracy.

JohnR's avatar

Is Carly married or has she reproduced? (reproduced in the biblical and only acceptable way not in the bitch creature from "Aliens" way which would be bad) If not her lady parts are not equal to Hillary's.