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Panama.

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With votes or with a strap-on?

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FCINO.com, home of the Demon Sheep advert, is all yours for peanuts.

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Tom Kruse 2016!

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Marcus Bachmann will help with that.

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But she is a lady that would mock another woman's hairstyle in a political context.So she has that going for her.

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Carly "I totally worked as a secretary during the summers in college" Fiorina, the daughter of a federal judge, went to Channing School, a private school in London (presently approx. $7500 per term, 3 terms a year), then Stanford, then took law at UCLA for a while before dropping out, becoming a receptionist for 6 months at a real estate firm before being made a broker (no nepotism or privilege there, I'm sure, doesn't everyone become a broker that fast when they're 22 years old?). Then MBA and starting as a management trainee, rising up the corporate ladder until she got to the position where she could very nearly destroy a major computer corporation, losing billions of their money in the process. HP's stock immediately rose over 6% the day her ouster was announced, and doubled in the next two years.

That's quite a record of achievement. I will give her this much; she does know how business works nowadays in the USA: privileged people get promoted via privilege, run companies into the ground and collect big bonuses for doing so. That's her record. And it's not good for the USA.

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If Fiorina weren't so incompetent, she would have run for senate in some place that rewards assclowns, like Wisconsin or Florida instead of California.

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Victoria Jackson?

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What the flock?

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Yeah, she's a hawkish Wall Street centrist, but there's no denying she can do stuff.

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I wish folks would not dismiss her skills and potentials so easily. She's a proven winner and not the kind of canddate that the GOP normally runs (such as Sarah). This could be a great game changer and more attractive than the prospect of another Clinton. We need someone like her to usher in the revolution! She'd make Marie Antonette seem like a progressive democrat. This then could become a second opportunity to be rid of a blight.

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As a Kansan, I resent deeply my state not being included on that list.

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I did read on the Interwebs that this Carly is cloacal. Thanks for verifying that.

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How did you get a hold of my prom night picture? I thought I had those all destroyed! (the nude pix are even worse.)Actually, [s]he fills out the top of that dress better than I ever could, except for when I was nursing.

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This is what happens when you give a narcissist millions of dollars to go away.

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