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Ill-Advised's avatar

I just downloaded a document that has 10,000 pages of UK, US, and a sprinkling of Middle Eastern names, phone numbers, and notes. Purportedly written by one Jeffrey Epstein.

I'm not qualified to comment on its legitimacy. The names look... plausible. At least the ones I recognize. Although I am confounded that Ivana and Ivanka are on it, but The Donald's name isn't in that list. Neither is Bill Gates's. But I also don't understand the organization. Alphabetical-by-geography doesn't explain it.

So if it's false, it should be debunked, and if it's not, why are we still looking for it?

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kckitty's avatar

Can someone tell me what Trump is so afraid of? Can't he just say, "yes I was friends with Epstein but that was a long ago."

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jltympanum's avatar

A Scaramucci is 11 days. Looks like a Bongino is going to be 120 days.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

I am agape! That Sir's execrable, unmatched talent to fuck up everything -- from the room Sir is in to beyond the Kuiper Belt -- has finally reached Sir Himself.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

Let them fight. The more there's internal strife, the better the chances to drive a wedge in.

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Rick Jacobs's avatar

Popping popcorn, right now and hoping both sides lose.

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

How about a 2 hour "60 Minutes" with Ghislaine Maxwell, before she "suicides"?

Oh wait, she's looking for a pardon from Trump.

And Shari Redstone would kill it.

Never mind.

Besides, the pardon is guaranteed anyway.

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

So the MAGA guy dies and goes to Heaven.

He meets God and asks, “What about the Epstein Files?”

God - “There are no Epstein Files”.

MAGA - “This goes deeper than I thought…”

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Marycat2021's avatar

This is a distraction. Stop writing about this crap.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

Tell us you're new here impersonating an authority without telling us you're new here impersonating an authority.

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Marycat2021's avatar

Do you always harass people online?

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Ill-Advised's avatar

POT? Is that you?🤣

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lordpnut's avatar

I am new here, and have yet to receive my swirly. I want to speak to the manager.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

It is not. It matters for three reasons.

One, children were raped.

Two, the current president raped children.

Three, the conspiracy minded MAGA are struggling with it. So there is secondary political importance.

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Marycat2021's avatar

Epstein is dead. His girlfriend is in prison. Bonding lied about having a client list. That is the distraction.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

Which part do you think does not matter?

That children were raped?

That the current potus raped children?

That the crazy conspiracy nuts are possibly rejecting their MAGA cult membership?

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LOU LOU's avatar

Whatever is the winding down of the Trump cult it is going to be something stupid like this.

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thephantomcheese's avatar

Had a customer at the store who came in with his courtesy-of-Dan-Bongingo "LIBERALS SUCK" t-shirt Every. Freaking. Time. Yeah, you spent so much on podcast subscriptions that you could only afford one shirt...

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Fog of Jen's avatar

They're missing the actual conspiracy, that a prisoner was ignored for 11 hours. No food for 11 hours. The fuck? And wasn't he on suicide watch?

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Void's avatar

That’s because they killed him. You don’t attend to a dead man

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

ya know people say shoes have no sense of humour, but i've seen some pretty funny ones in my day

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Cock Blockula's avatar

My neighbors, both in their 70s, are partying hard tonight. Loud music, weed, alcohol... just the two of them. Also, someone down the road was doing donuts. Earlier in the day, there was a low-speed chase involving a woman with an ax. Is it a full moon or is everyone letting their weekend freak flags fly?

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Ill-Advised's avatar

Yes. Yes it was. And worse, it was the Sign of the Goat, so satyrs are involved.

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Dina's avatar

You live in a cool neighborhood. To think that my husband and I are probably the most entertaining in ours is, well...a little depressing.

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UnDrewsual's avatar

I don't doubt that Epstein killed himself.

I don't know if there is any sort of "Epstein file" or if that is just a boogeyman MAGA grifters ginned up for their devotees to howl about, saying that it would confirm all of their accusations about the DNC being all-in on Epstein's trafficking.

I do know that this is now biting them in the ass because they convinced the MAGA faithful that it was out there and "they" were suppressing it. But now, their followers know that the GOP controls all 3 branches of the government and these supposed files still have not been released. They are losing patience because they've been waiting for their vindication and their chance to say "I told you so!"

I do know they haven't released them because they either do not exist or the files do exist but they can't release them because of who in the MAGA world it implicates.

And I do know that, based on his reactions, Trump himself believes they exist and he is TERRIFIED of what they might say about him, personally.

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Majordomo Billy Bojangles's avatar

I think this is right. They reflexively identified a situation that could be exploited to demonize the opposition and leaned into it full bore without ever considering whether it was supportable or whether it also implicated them.

Typical MAGA short-term thinking, but by the time the full implications were known, they'd already integrated it into their grievance machine. When your entire reason for being is vengeance and it turns out the target doesn't exist or is you, you have a problem.

And now the more easily seduced among them feel betrayed. Tough, lie down with dogs and get up with fleas.

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Void's avatar

I genuinely think he was killed…even if only by being allowed to kill himself: they appear to have deliberately created a situation where it could happen. Whether there was help? Well that’s for us to speculate

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Aileen's avatar

I find it odd there's so much focus on Epstein's death. I could go either way. Plenty of reasons for folks in a position to do so to kill him, plenty of reasons for him to off himself. I think the most likely thing is that he was allowed to kill himself. If you're in jail, especially in the circumstances he was under, suicide isn't a possibility unless the people watching you want it to be.

Regardless, who cares? Awful man facing an abrupt and dramatic turn for the much worse takes the easy way out. It is absurd to me his client/blackmail list isn't the sole focus. And it further baffling to me that Ghislaine Maxwell almost certainly has a very thorough understanding of who is on that list. Why hasn't she traded that knowledge for a reduction in her sentence?

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Tina Mouse's avatar

I think it matters that a bunch of children were raped. We spent centuries as a culture approving of it or ignoring it. Talking about how horrible it is at a time when decency is under attack matters.

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Majordomo Billy Bojangles's avatar

This is a bad time to be involved with anything critical of Trump. Even if she were to cut a deal, neither side has any reason to believe the other would hold up their end of the bargain. She is probably safest where she is.

Chances are very good that she's been heavily bribed to be quiet and been promised a pardon at some future point.

Given the attention span of the idiot brigade that is Trump's popular support, I expect this to blow over fairly soon.

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Cock Blockula's avatar

A prison guard I know said that particular prison was known to be lax and did not follow procedures. When the incident first happened he enumerated to me all the security violations and practices that were not followed. Epstein being allowed to kill himself is within the realm of possibility, but prison fuck-up is my Occam's razor based on what my friend told me. The "coverup" was probably the guards' covering up their incompetence.

I also have mentioned Ghislaine to several folks, and she seems to have been memory-holed in their minds. If anyone has the goods, she does. She's a piece of sh**, but I hope she hid a secret list or uploaded her black book/diary onto a cloud server. Upon her death, the secrets get spilled.

I also think Epstein took the easy way out, but darn it... I'm loving the spectacle of Republicans eating their own.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

I hope the leopards get to Gazelle soon. Having to care about her safety is galling and grotesque. It's necessary to be better than they, but where is the justice?

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