We hope this is the version sold by Nogales street vendors. That would be so meta. You've probably heard the Equifax credit rating company was hacked sometime in July, or at least the data breach was discovered July 29. The private data of 143 million Americans -- including names, birthdates, Social Security numbers, driver's license info, and Favorite Pony -- may have been compromised, which is a bit under half the population, even if you take into account your uncle who has fourteen different charge cards he uses to pay the interest on each other.
Another phisching trick and anybody left out of the first culling will volunteer to get data'd on the rebound.Folks, they gots us covered every way to Tuesday and Saturday.We be all naked now.They know our favorite ponys!Equifax gotta pay that yacht mortgage, too ya know.
Joke, ha-ha ? No, then I would've written " Equinefux. "I don't like the idea of people having congress with horses. That's animal abuse & is really sick. I like horses and think Dudes should keep their dicks out of them. Which they don't. Being lame.People who do that get reincarnated as cockroaches.
Ahh its just a little white collar crime , nothing to get excited about...Just make them promise 100 times never to do it again...And give them a raise and everything will be alright. Maybe even a big tax cut on their profits..yeah that will teach them not be naughty.
Though I'm notified I may have been impacted I'm guessing anyone with a pulse and credit card is. And then envisioning a 134 million member class action lawsuit (yeah, that'll happen!) I'm taking whatever $#%@!! imperfect options are available now - and freezing accounts seems to be a no-brainer.
I was able to freeze my accounts with Equifax and Transunion easily. Since Experian wouldn't accept my request (though submitting same info as the other two), I finally found their upload site where they'll take the request with customer's uploading supporting documents in either .tiff (NOBODY uses tiffs anymore!) or .pdf format. I scanned/uploaded pdf's of driver's license, social security card, and utility bill. The site: experian.com/upload Have no clue how much time will lapse between receipt of my stuff and when/if they actually do the freeze since their site definitely lacks actual helpful information.
THEN: Messaged my bank asking if I should get new cards issued, reminding them that I would then have to go through the nightmare of unfreezing all three credit agency accounts temporarily so they can be entered/validated on my online accounts - then repeat the process to re-freeze them.
Thanks for the article on the Titanic. Officers laden with fresh bonus bucks get the life rafts leaving the rest of us paddling around trying to fend off sharks!
I'm sure that to show how they are good people, they will undo their sales by buying back the same number of shares first thing Monday morning. After all, what's a little 13% profit over the weekend among friends.
If they are not scum sucking weasels, they had set up 10b5-1 scheduled trades long in advance and would have no ability to stop or alter the trades. I have worked companies which required execs to schedule trades of the company stock more than 1 year in advance, so its its possible that they are innocent. All they would have to do is publish the 10b5-1 paperwork to exonerate themselves. And I am sure they would if only there were a medium where one could quickly publish information...
no wonder millennials don't want to establish credit. I knew their passive aggression had some wisdom behind it.
why would you need a credit card when you can open a bank account and get a free one?
Oh, ISWYDT
Another phisching trick and anybody left out of the first culling will volunteer to get data'd on the rebound.Folks, they gots us covered every way to Tuesday and Saturday.We be all naked now.They know our favorite ponys!Equifax gotta pay that yacht mortgage, too ya know.
King Willem and Queen Maxima ! Represent! We loves them!
the problem with lawyers is that the 99% give the other 1% a bad name.
Kev, Esq.(ret)
The double whammy sucks.
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Joke, ha-ha ? No, then I would've written " Equinefux. "I don't like the idea of people having congress with horses. That's animal abuse & is really sick. I like horses and think Dudes should keep their dicks out of them. Which they don't. Being lame.People who do that get reincarnated as cockroaches.
Ahh its just a little white collar crime , nothing to get excited about...Just make them promise 100 times never to do it again...And give them a raise and everything will be alright. Maybe even a big tax cut on their profits..yeah that will teach them not be naughty.
the first thing i'm going to do is read fight club again.
Good thing we got rid of those regulations or these guys might be in real trouble!
Though I'm notified I may have been impacted I'm guessing anyone with a pulse and credit card is. And then envisioning a 134 million member class action lawsuit (yeah, that'll happen!) I'm taking whatever $#%@!! imperfect options are available now - and freezing accounts seems to be a no-brainer.
I was able to freeze my accounts with Equifax and Transunion easily. Since Experian wouldn't accept my request (though submitting same info as the other two), I finally found their upload site where they'll take the request with customer's uploading supporting documents in either .tiff (NOBODY uses tiffs anymore!) or .pdf format. I scanned/uploaded pdf's of driver's license, social security card, and utility bill. The site: experian.com/upload Have no clue how much time will lapse between receipt of my stuff and when/if they actually do the freeze since their site definitely lacks actual helpful information.
THEN: Messaged my bank asking if I should get new cards issued, reminding them that I would then have to go through the nightmare of unfreezing all three credit agency accounts temporarily so they can be entered/validated on my online accounts - then repeat the process to re-freeze them.
Thanks for the article on the Titanic. Officers laden with fresh bonus bucks get the life rafts leaving the rest of us paddling around trying to fend off sharks!
No, Lil'Donnie Two-Scoops has Barron doing that. He's a wiz at Minecraft so its right up his alley.
I'm sure that to show how they are good people, they will undo their sales by buying back the same number of shares first thing Monday morning. After all, what's a little 13% profit over the weekend among friends.
My favorite is "By breathing the Earth's atmosphere, you agree to the terms and conditions ..."
If they are not scum sucking weasels, they had set up 10b5-1 scheduled trades long in advance and would have no ability to stop or alter the trades. I have worked companies which required execs to schedule trades of the company stock more than 1 year in advance, so its its possible that they are innocent. All they would have to do is publish the 10b5-1 paperwork to exonerate themselves. And I am sure they would if only there were a medium where one could quickly publish information...