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Bridget Malone's avatar

And a bundt cake.

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Maybe's avatar

We don't have the law on our side now that Repubs have used Trump to pack the courts with "conservatives."

All you people who could have voted for Clinton and didn't? That was really dumb.

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Maybe's avatar

The problem is that the guy they are holding responsible is pretty low on the totem pole. I want to see the top executives charged, not some contractor who used information improperly, had no role in causing the problem.

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The Villainess+'s avatar

OT: woke up this morning and took the biggest Donald EVAR.. I would not be exaggerating to claim it was the size of a gem-pie....

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Sunhead's avatar

Yep. IIRC the CSO at the time had 2 degrees in Music Composition and no qualifications in IT or Security. I think she deleted her LinkedIn the day after the announcement.

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Bagnole's avatar

Yassss

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george lastrapes's avatar

You've heard about bringing a knife to a gunfight? Democrats bring an etiquette book.

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Leftflank's avatar

Really useful service. They control your life and then for a few more shekels sell off your info causing chaos in something that is supposed to be their biggest concern, your credit score.

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coco lurks from home's avatar

Um, Dominic, your kitty looks like she has a respiratory infection.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Sorry, because England fans comprise such a high percentage of racists/UKIP weasels, I always delight in watching them lose.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

I thought an Equifax was that mystical animal from The Simpsons, with the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Or anywhere near a government position.

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Oneofthebobs's avatar

We have the law on our side. They have morons with guns. How come we're losing?

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Dropped Fazebuch several years ago. Don’t need it, don’t miss it, don’t want it. Fuckerberg can eat shit.

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

So more guns mean more safety? Yeah. Got it. Reich-think is no-think.

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