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mailman27's avatar

My dick has proven to be somewhat "untrustworthy" once or twice in my life, if you know what I mean, and I think that you do.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

"This reeks of the assumption that your side can't do wrong."

Nah. It really doesn't.

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chronozoan's avatar

PALESTINE

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chronozoan's avatar

and we never will. redemption comes from accepting your past mistakes and the honest desire to do better

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John Thorstensen's avatar

... and, the whole exercise of bringing Africans to this continent as slaves surely qualifies as a massive crime against humanity, although as a thin silver lining, our culture has been immensely enriched as a result.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

To be fair, measles and smallpox did a lot of the dirty work. But the active part was horrible enough, thanks very much.

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acchomplished's avatar

I actually had a co-worker rapid trumper announce in horror that Elizabeth Warren wants the medals of honor given to the soldiers at Wounded Knee rescinded. As if their totally random massacre of innocent and mostly unarmed men, women and freaking babies was a totally valorous thing. The girl in the cube next just said "they were only following orders".

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Regret's avatar

I know, where did you think I got my expectations?

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

yeah, those infected blankets worked real well...

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AK's avatar

Might as well throw in the race massacre in Oklahoma too while you're at it.

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Boscoe's avatar

Well, you have to give Erdogan credit: he sure knows what levers to pull to troll Trump's base.

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Boscoe's avatar

ROFL They actually expect us to believe Trump wrote this.

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Lordpnut's avatar

And for god's sake, don't cut down your 'stache to fit inside a gas mask. That kind of hedging is just unseemly.

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GreyLadyBast's avatar

Except that one guy who was pressed to death, but he never admitted he was a witch so it doesn't count

...does this need a sarcasm tag?...

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Torby's mom's avatar

I know Ted Cruz is a garbage human. That's why I was surprised, but I think Caepan has the answer.

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ciaobella's avatar

Yeah but it totally sounds like him. I'll bet he dictated a large word salad and then aides "cleaned up" the transcript. Regardless, he is fucking bonkers. How does the man have such stamina for lies and vitriol? It's like if your crazy uncle kept ranting while drinking beer after beer on the couch, somehow without passing out.

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