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Michael Bauser's avatar

On Valentine's Day, the GOP will be celebrating "Closeted Gay Hookup Day," as usual.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Yeah, all you did was reword his <i>Curriculum Vitae</i> slightly.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It's "Rub Shit On Everything WEEK" and that was celebrated last week in Florida.

fuflans's avatar

as annoying as i often find my fellow citizens, i'm not sure america really deserves eric cantor.

diogenez's avatar

Poor Eric can't be expected to get much right with his nose buried so very far up so very many arses.

Bezoar's avatar

You could expand on that if you wanted to. I would be interested.

fuflans's avatar

jesus christ jim some of us are still recovering from the weekend.