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PsycWench's avatar

Obama read this and then hummed "Cry Me A River".

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I heard that it was because he was so busy attention-whoring and sucking up to Wall St. fat cats these past several years that he forgot where his district was.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

We built this pity on sob and mewl.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

The big difference is that Kucinich was right.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Very true. Once you've had some fancy NYC breakfast, the brunch buffet at the Country Club of Virginia just doesn't cut it any more . . .

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

I feel his pain. When I was laid off, me and the CEO hanged out all the time, just having a grand time. I'm pretty sure that always happens.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"Hey Eric, this is President Obama. Can you come by the Oval to talk about...oh, wait. I forgot that your sorry ass got turfed to the curb over the summer. Anyway, gotta go."

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The Quirk's avatar

Wait, I can understand a phone call when you win. But a congratulatory call when you LOSE? Saying what, "Nice job, fuckwit."?

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

He's one-of-a-kind: an evangelical Jew.

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Lot_49's avatar

Who was this guy again? The rabbi in Obama's temple back in Hyde Park who said "God damn America"?

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

<strong>Bamz:</strong> What's Eric talking about? I left a sympathy message on the majority leader's voicemail . . . aaaah, whoopsy, oh well.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

The post-service catering would probably be pretty good . . .

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Silken hankies only! Paper chafes.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

What exactly was Eric the Ferret expecting? Heartfelt regret at his departure?

Free airtime to reinforce Koch-enabling lies, and he uses it for <i>this?</i>

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

It was his willingness to come to the table (specifically on immigration) that got him primaried. He crushed a tea party challenger in '12 and got fewer total votes in the '14 primary when 17K more ballots were cast than in the '12 primary.

Also, a concerted effort by labor to cross the party line in an open primary, but that was really just piling on.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

I miss Eric Cantor. If he were still around, this week would have been a total shitstorm, instead of one little turd short.

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