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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I figured in Cali it would be a separate policy, but I underestimated how shifty insurers are to exclude earthquakes, by name , in fucking VA! Gotta admire the greedy Unsurance companies.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"Major mental acid bath Eric Cantor is known these days for two things: one) as an incompetent whiner who was removed from any leadership responsibility in the debt ceiling negotiations after he threw a childish fit and tried to derail the deal, and two) as the guy who said to Missouri after it was butt-hammered with a slew of terrible storms that he couldn’t allow any federal disaster relief until the government would agree to cut money from programs Eric Cantor doesn’t like to offset the relief funding. "</i>

And that's just KBJ's opening sentence. Is it a record?

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Is there really earthquake insurance? I thought that was just plain insurance, the homeowner kind.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That's why research labs everywhere want to replace their rats with EricCantors. The lab techs will be less likely to form an emotional bond, and EricCantors will do things that rats won't.

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ValiumNation's avatar

The man is a whirling dervish of inactivity.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Let's beat Cantor up, take away his credit cards then kick him in the balls a few times and see how he likes it.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Probably just one.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Take a bowel movement in the ocean?!

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