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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

In the same way as the dong-sale in West Bottom: All the really big fake dicks disappeared first.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"Eric Holder has had enough of your shit, Congress."

I think we can all relate. I'd like to peace out all of them this November.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I wonder what he’ll put on his resume for the last 6 years? Cat herding? Baby siting? Unemployed?

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Ikimizi's avatar

Elliot Spitzer?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Republicans would rather gurgle rat semen"

Rule 34...err, no...never mind. Not with Republicans at least. Some people have standards.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Because they're afraid looking at the image will turn them communist?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Issa's probably preparing the going-away subpeona as we speak.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Any chance of getting Janet Reno to come back? If for no other reason than the pure enjoyment of wingnut heads going snap, crackle, pop.

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schmannity's avatar

Your move, Justice Ginsburg, while the Dems still hold the Senate.

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PubOption's avatar

Try complaining to Shypixel, he can normally fix things if he's not too busy with the Editrix.

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Lot_49's avatar

Yep, Holder would have an easy confirmation path...on some other planet perhaps. But it would be great to have a SCOTUS justice who could be sure to vote in favor of government assassination of US citizens without trial, drone-bombing wherever and whenever, perpetual detainment at Gitmo, and the NSA listening on your smoke detectors.

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Lot_49's avatar

Even here in the friendly confines of disallowed Wonkette comments, this idea is causing RWNJ heads to assplode.

Anyway, MO State Police Captain Ron Johnson has got a lock on the AG job.

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