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<blockquote>who see GOP perfidy under every bed and behind every corner.</blockquote>

Huh, you'd think they'd be mad at those forgetful fuckers who left their perfidy at home, instead like the rest of the GOP who is jamming their perfidy into ballot boxes everywhere.

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Oh, I have to get some of those. (Of course, I probably have enough stamps now to last me through reincarnation).

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Does this involve glue and tiny video cameras?

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Seriously? An actual poll worker? Different place, different folks. I've spent most of my life in Blue Cali, and now Red Cali, and I've never had a poll worker offer so much as a hint about how to vote.

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There's only one of him.

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John hasn't witnessed it, so it can't exist. Snap!

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So poll watchers are now a bad thing? But watching pole dancers is still okay, amirite?

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<em>"A “fair and nonpartisan manner”? If so, it would be a first. And who gets to define “intimidation”? Or “obstruction”? If a GOP poll watcher questions whether someone can legally cast a ballot, will that be considered “intimidation”? Of course it will be."</em>

<strong>YES, shyt for brains it would!!!</strong>

1). I shouldn't have to prove to some random fuck-tard on the sidewalk that I am a U.S. citizen, that is registered to vote! That is the job of the people who actually work at the polls

2). Why is it that the only precintcs where there is "illegal voting" going on always happen to be populated predominantly by minorities.

3). What is the criteria for identifying an "illegal" voter....melanin level?

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Impeach!!!!1!!!!1!!

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<em>"Have you ever seen anything at a polling place that remotely amounted to intimidation, discrimination or obstruction?"</em>

Most of the intimidation, discrimination or obstruction happens <em>before</em> Election Day, you mutant doorknob! You know, deceptive mailers, registration forms being "lost", tampering with early voting hours, deciding that certain (read, minority) Districts need 2 voting machines and others need 200, stuff like that.

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