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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

And at the end there was Rep Swalwell standing over a floored Jimmah Jay..... "what cha gonna do about it BEYOTCHE"?? Get the fuck up off your backside, you criminal shitbag.

GEM's avatar

Fuck yeah, you go Rep. Swalwell! I watched it twice, just to hear Jordan screeching pathetically in the background.

Lise D's avatar

Eric, you saucy minx. BE MINE.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

My God! Jim Jordan is Greg Marmalard!

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

He might as well be Lady Marmala(r)de.

Clark Nova's avatar

Will he be shot by his own troops like Greg was?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It's likely. We know who's packing.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Well, that's something that never looks bad on your permanent record, Chip.

human being's avatar

Could I love your second-to-last line any more?

No. No I could not.

It’s just. Ahhh, so wonderful to hear

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Unlike yesterday's, today's video was worth my time.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Republicans are desperately trying to craft this alternate reality where Trump is this innocent choir boy being persecuted by mean ole democrats and Swallwell keeps ruining it with facts.

Zen Gali's avatar

I think it's maybe time we all start to pay attention to and address the serious complaints of the economically disadvantaged and powerless amongst us.

greed is NOT good.

Just_Jim's avatar

"If there were no poor and the rich were content" ht/Pete Seeger

meh's avatar

Problem is that a lot of the white economically disadvantaged & powerless have bought, hook, line, and sinker, the GQP lie that their economic malaise is caused by lazy brown people (who also miraculously are the ones taking all their jobs).

Zen Gali's avatar

that's the problem with cults

Zen Gali's avatar

of course

there are always problems

i also don't like math, though i admire it

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Ms. O has a t-shirt that says, "Dear Math, I'm not your therapist. Solve your own problems."

Zen Gali's avatar

the joke was that although i'm not personally a mathematician, i respect it, and science in general

nobody can observe everything. we need to trust each other for certain things. which is precisely why they're trying to undermine peer-reviewed observations. once science and law are off the table, it's might makes right and bricks to the head for smar peepl.

Zen Gali's avatar

"incoherent grunting noises about witch hunts and heaven"

this

it belongs in a punk rock song

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I thought it WAS a punk song.

Brian Dickinson's avatar

Bonus point status for "some Republican pisswit."

Hank Napkin's avatar

Which half of the nelson has the brain parts?

AthenaH2SO4's avatar

Gym Jordan can fuck off literally forever.

Notreelyhelping's avatar

Jordan reminds me of Marvin the Martian in the Warner Brothers cartoons (“Ooh, that makes me sooo mad!”), except Marvin was likable even when wielding a death ray.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Anything that makes Gym the Accessory's BP rise, is OK with me. I have naughty daydreams about him banging the gavel so hard, the head comes off and hits him in the nose.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Or HIS head comes off and hits him on the foot. Man, you ever drop a cinderblock on your toes?

Will's avatar

Once again Jim "Blind Eye" Jordan....That's it. That's all I got.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I tend toward "rapist-enabling, piece of shit asshole.