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And at the end there was Rep Swalwell standing over a floored Jimmah Jay..... "what cha gonna do about it BEYOTCHE"?? Get the fuck up off your backside, you criminal shitbag.

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Fuck yeah, you go Rep. Swalwell! I watched it twice, just to hear Jordan screeching pathetically in the background.

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Eric, you saucy minx. BE MINE.

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My God! Jim Jordan is Greg Marmalard!

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He might as well be Lady Marmala(r)de.

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Will he be shot by his own troops like Greg was?

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It's likely. We know who's packing.

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Well, that's something that never looks bad on your permanent record, Chip.

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Could I love your second-to-last line any more?

No. No I could not.

It’s just. Ahhh, so wonderful to hear

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Ta, Evan. Unlike yesterday's, today's video was worth my time.

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Republicans are desperately trying to craft this alternate reality where Trump is this innocent choir boy being persecuted by mean ole democrats and Swallwell keeps ruining it with facts.

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Love Eric🤣😂🤣

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I think it's maybe time we all start to pay attention to and address the serious complaints of the economically disadvantaged and powerless amongst us.

greed is NOT good.

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"If there were no poor and the rich were content" ht/Pete Seeger

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Problem is that a lot of the white economically disadvantaged & powerless have bought, hook, line, and sinker, the GQP lie that their economic malaise is caused by lazy brown people (who also miraculously are the ones taking all their jobs).

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that's the problem with cults

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Jun 5·edited Jun 5

of course

there are always problems

i also don't like math, though i admire it

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Ms. O has a t-shirt that says, "Dear Math, I'm not your therapist. Solve your own problems."

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the joke was that although i'm not personally a mathematician, i respect it, and science in general

nobody can observe everything. we need to trust each other for certain things. which is precisely why they're trying to undermine peer-reviewed observations. once science and law are off the table, it's might makes right and bricks to the head for smar peepl.

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Exactly.

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Jun 5·edited Jun 5

"incoherent grunting noises about witch hunts and heaven"

this

it belongs in a punk rock song

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I thought it WAS a punk song.

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Bonus point status for "some Republican pisswit."

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Which half of the nelson has the brain parts?

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Gym Jordan can fuck off literally forever.

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Jordan reminds me of Marvin the Martian in the Warner Brothers cartoons (“Ooh, that makes me sooo mad!”), except Marvin was likable even when wielding a death ray.

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Anything that makes Gym the Accessory's BP rise, is OK with me. I have naughty daydreams about him banging the gavel so hard, the head comes off and hits him in the nose.

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Or HIS head comes off and hits him on the foot. Man, you ever drop a cinderblock on your toes?

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Once again Jim "Blind Eye" Jordan....That's it. That's all I got.

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I tend toward "rapist-enabling, piece of shit asshole.

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