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If these two dropped dead, world IQ would rise 10 points.

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He makes a good living, so there's that. He's 62, so the sack isn't really a thing, anymore. Not until one of his buddies starts to talk about performance enhancing boner pills, which they haven't done yet.

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When he gets a variant, he'll miss work and won't be able to visit his mama, so there's that. Two of his favorite things. But hey, so people have to learn from experience.

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NO WAY cruzted gets the nom. Errybody hates him, including himself-which is his only admirable trait.

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Hawley is Damian from the Omen.

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...tears in their eyes, I tells ya.

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Oh, 2024 will surprise everyone, because no matter the outcome, the Repubs will steal it and take over, officially ending democracy in this country. Be prepared, it's gonna happen, Jan 6th was just practice.

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Big Door 2024!A Big Door in Every Pot or Garage!GOP The Big Door Party!

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Optimist. I have been reading up on McCarthyism (it was a lot worse than even its reputation) and the party has been heading to where it is for 80 years. The party is not going togo back to the era of Ralph Flanders. Ever.

Will it go the other way, to extinction? Not as long as the 1789 Constitution overweights the yeoman farmer under his vine and figtree (Jefferson's worst idea). Marx's best idea was 'rural imbecility.'

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It's the only way to be sure....

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I love me the ongoing Onion series about the Trump boys.

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Not the absolute worst - (somebody lost in the mysterious wormhole that is discuts posted this already but is excellent)

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It's a great country when Seb Gorka can get his own show as a political pundit, what?

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Dude, you represent a former slave state.

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Indeed, but he's too 'military' to gain the kind of social traction that works these days for Republicans, given their total paucity of useful ideas

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And he wore that suit like a supermodel. Sigh.

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